Jorge Posada.

I'm the old grandpa of the NYY. I'm slower than Nunez in bed. Not affiliated with the New York Yankees yet.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@FakeARod13 damn.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

If I go, i'm taking NunEEEEEEEEEEEE with me.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@NotJesusMontero deal.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@NotJesusMontero thank you baby.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

#jesus is here. JESUS TAKE ME AWAY.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@FakeKevinLong oh my goodness. Chavey doesn't run as fast as me though.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@FakeKevinLong teach me how to bat teach em teach me how to bat. #dougie

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@angelakalalo @fakejeter That is a very true statement.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@PhonyTex damn.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@PhonyTex LET'S DO IT.

[TheGrandyMan @FakeGranderson]

@PhonyTex Nah man..we need you at 1st! Can't rely on @FakePosada #nooffense Jorge!

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

I used to be a second baseman. You know..... I was just as fast as gardy at one point.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

Russell the Muscle......... clearly sucks at running too.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@FakeGardner11 nice try Gardy..

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

How's my glasses look in the dugout?

[Yankees RISPFAIL @TeamRISPFAIL]

Happy Birthday to @FakePosada Got a really good gift for you... #GetYourViagraReady

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

It's when I tap the plate 3 times like how I tap @FakeKimJones, I get the Grand Slams.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

@FakeGranderson Yes.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

YEAH MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[Jorge Posada. @FakePosada]

I WANNA SEE YOUR PEACOCK COCK COCK.