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[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

RPs singing Worship Songs only every time they say "Jesus" it speeds up. https://t.co/M573K4LDRi

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

If you aren't currently on your way to the Beaver Vale listening to the Covichords Golden Reunion (@crowncovenant) are you even a true son of Geneva? @GenevaCollege #genevahomecoming
#wheresturbo

[RPTS @RPTSeminary]

End of year message from RPTS President, Dr. Barry York. https://t.co/bwLGUhxy0Z

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

Mostly I'm just scared of the extra-Psalteral descants cooked up by the Genevans/New Song that are going to be attempted at Presbytery conference campfires for decades to come.

[Derek Rishmawy @DZRishmawy]

Every time one of my old favorite Christian artists drops a new album, I get scared it's a deconversion one or something. Just saw the Josh Garrels one. Checked the playlist, "Turn Your Eyes Upon Jesus,", "Peace Like a River", "Wash Me Clean." Huge sigh of relief.

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

Heartwarming: Multiple reports that RP Church libraries across the globe are waiving late charges during COVID-19 outbreak.

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

"RPTS: Study Under Prisoners." @RPTSeminary

[HAPP at Queen's @HAPPatQUB]

Congratulations to Dr David Whitla who passed his viva on 30 April 2019. The title of this Thesis was 'Archibald Johnston of Wariston: The Formation of a British Puritan (1611-38)'. David's supervisor was Prof Crawford Gribben.

[Adam Dink @AdamDink]

@ me next time

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

How ya doing, @edblackwood?

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. https://t.co/qY6yBu0pqu

[Reformation Heritage Books @RHB_Books]

Whitney Gamble, author of Christ and the Law, discusses the debate over antinomianism and the question of how sinful man can be made right with a perfect God.
https://t.co/4CSj8pTMbD

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

Bruce Martin: "I'm sad I wasn't able to go back to back, but that just motivated me to work harder than ever." #TwoOuttaThree #RPSynod

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

Stop me if you've heard this before, but the precentors at the #COVFAMIKOI2018 Psalm sing are on a major "you gotta stand to sing this one" power trip. My least favorite kind of power trip.

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

Seen in Beaver Falls during Geneva's graduation. While iron sharpens iron, I've always found Steel(ites) dull.

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

Marvel: "Avengers: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history."

@ARPChurch / @RPCNA :

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

PSA: Don't give up orthodox interpretations of Colossians 2:21-23 for #Lent.

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

In this week's episode of 3GT, Gordon Keddie reflects on over 40 years of experience with American dentistry. Also his new book. https://t.co/w5LV2pb1y8

[Geneva College @GenevaCollege]

@FakeRPCNA @GenevaAthletics #wisdom

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

*2017 but it's not my fault @Twitter doesn't have an edit button...

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

“I am not what I ought to be, not what I want to be, not what I am going to be, but thankful that I am not what I used to be" (John Wooden).

Turbo the Golden Tornado, 1988 and 2016.

cc: @GenevaCollege @GenevaAthletics

[R V Warren @QereKetiv]

In true Reformation fashion, I refuse to celebrate Reformation Day, as it is not commanded in the Scriptures.

#rpw #consistency

[Stephen Steele @stutefc]

3 years late to the party! @BannerofTruth https://t.co/u9zbbwozUB

[John Knox @FakeRPCNA]

Banner of Truth I love ya, but David Whitla and Reformation Heritage Books took care of this three years ago...https://t.co/0j7P0ALOTm