Scott Clark

Entertainer. Give me a stage and a microphone, I’ll take care of the rest.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

I called someone a urinal cake today. Might be my best work.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@GregFitzShow @TheIrvineImprov @ericarhodes Because she had Aids. @BTardust undeniable. @BarryKatz

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@BEASTfromEAST73 Every year I do the same and get laughed at until the first game.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

Friends in La La go see my close personal friend tonight who I met twice.

[DawsAngeles @DawsAngeles]

Tonight! Jokes and my freshly mustached face. Free tix w code DAWSON https://t.co/UsKzWdv4dc

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@GregFitzShow @VerizonSupport I got you boo. Hit up my DM’s. Avoid your family at all costs.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@JessimaePeluso Jokes and alcohol. I murdered at my last funeral. Captive audience that can’t leave.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@tonyvanetti I’ll be your Huckle Bearer. Actually, Tony, that is the phrase. Look it up Vanooch.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@MarkHamill Bought The Machine last weekend. Thank you and I want more Albert Sr. Good to see you on screen again.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@DawsAngeles And we are all counting on you.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@JessimaePeluso

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@Jjsnider67 Nice find. I still hit the snot out of the Cleveland I bought from you.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

It’s on them now. I sent all the info. I ain’t his agent Playa.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@honeydewpod @ryansickler this will sound weird but I have been asked to get Miles Teller on your show. Hit me back if you are interested. #longdrink

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@HDouglas83 83…..it’s part of the radio pattern and has been so since I covered you. It sucks and is not fair. You work someplace for years and they just throw you away for $22k a year in my case. Loyalty and Relationships have become more important to me than anything. #team

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@bertkreischer Ruben.

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@DawsAngeles I had a radio partner that said DMB was his favorite rock band. My response-rock bands don’t have acoustic guitars, fiddles, and tenor sax. Fight me. Great band though.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@BEASTfromEAST73 I wrote a Terrible sitcom and we used the front of Winger’s apartment on Shelby St. as a b roll shot. IMDB me. It’s awful but we won an award.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@GinaGrad Gray bar hotel will now be in my vernacular.

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@THEAndyHarris You know they dead.

[Scott Clark @fakescottclark]

@greggrolieband You and Neal are the reason I am a musician/entertainer. kohotek.

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@GinaGrad