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[Brucely @falamjanja]

Conda amedhani mlevi hajielewi anamlipisha tena.... Mlevi akamuuliza

"kwani yenye nimekupea ni pocket money ati umemaliza?"

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

I never thought one day Abuya will be useful to this country.

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

You're a threat to my parent's land and their life savings. Squirt for me and I'll make them squatters

[Doutor Madureira Ⓜ️ @DoutorMadureira]

Quando o CR chegou à Juventus, passou a querer bater todos os livres (72 livres, 1 golo)

Uma vez numa falta perto da área, o CR ficou no chão a queixar-se. O Allegri já farto mandou o médico entrar para o assistir pq assim tinha de sair e não batia o livre. O Pjanic bateu. Golo.

[auther tevin @authtevin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 WE ARE FUCKED!!!!! If you dont prepare in the coming days vile @MaithyaVilivu aliwashow, its been real

[brian obra @just_obra]

Nakaa hivi nakumbuka mlisema “it was a tragic accident where the continent lost a young, ambitious and promising helicopter”

[I may have @QuincyWandera]

I worked with Lulu in KTN, back in the day. We shared the same newsroom. She’s a lovely person, beautiful inside and out…..hope she fails!

[BrianO @BrianOpangao]

Wewe wacha tuwachane na wewe ndugu yetu. You are not in control of your mouth ....

[Makaveli 🌶 @m3kaveli]

Ii amekunywa Samsung fold

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Nikita Outering 😭😭😭😭😭.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Inanikumbusha ule dem alipull up Tito Apartments.

[Franz Kafka’s diary @phoeniciachild]

Tumetoka club tukaambiwa tuendee shots mahali before taking our uber home
Wtfdym tumeenda kwa principal. Gate inasoma dash dash high school
Kwingia kwa gate ameambia baddies wote tunyamaze hadi tufike kwa principal’s house

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

mambo is a lot heh

[UEFA EURO @UEFAEURO]

The first player to score in 6⃣ consecutive UEFA Nations League games 👏

#NationsLeague

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Chivayo in hell

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

i hope Yuko knows... somewhere in this world, she was loved enough to be search for 763 times.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

He deleted this but nilimwekea vizuri. Alimwish upwards only for him to go downwards

[Freeman @freemanchari]

Kenya iri kutopinda dry hands. The only Ubuntu they know is a linux operating system😭

[Droid @droid254]

Lipid fire 😂

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

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