Falchon

Elder statesman of the millennial misfits. Red Mage IRL

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

LeBron’s first & final points with the Lakers 🥹

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

LeBron James reportedly told Bronny James he was going to get milk and never returned.

Bronny James is said to be hurt by the situation.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

How it felt as a white boy when Japan lost to Brazil

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

bro i still can’t believe this shit

[Flo @LiquidFlorian]

@ADL @nytimes Using the hard "-oy"?! You can't say that word, that's our word.

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

"i really want to stay at your buffet"

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

If the Knicks waited 53 years for a ring, so can your girlfriend.

[Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm]

Chelsea Handler looks like she is about to destroy an Arkham City museum while Prince is playing.

[HoodiDavis @HoodiDavis]

Bron was out there doing shit just to see what happens 😭

[Dogan Ural @doganuraldesign]

Hey Siri, set a timer for 10 minutes

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Arrtyy @ArrtyyTV]

WoW ecouples be like

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chet Holmgren with the season on the line:

4 Points
4 Rebounds
1-2 FG

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.

[Slipmatt @Slipmatt]

😵 😂

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump