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A study of abject failure.

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What if COVID19 vaccine is how Umbrella Corporation gets started?

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@netflix
You need to do better. This is the wrong message; this is racist and anti-black hair. @Mattel came out with a statement against racism, yet here we are. Remove Barbie in the Dreamhouse: S1: E5 "Best of Ken" @Barbie
@theconsciouskid @CommonSense #racism #blackhair

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Nice recognition, @google

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@Bungie @Cozmo23
I'd like to request an emote. A Guardian pulling out a hot cup of tea, then gently dipping the tea bag 2-3 times before the emote finishes. #destinythegame

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@BSidesLV What happened to "Ground Floor?" It doesn't look like an available option for the 2020 CFP.

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I walked by an Amazon delivery van and they were cranking Kurt Angle's theme. That is all.

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Whose great design was to put "bleach" as the 2nd largest word on the detergent, and the smallest word on the bleach? Why do you want me to ruin clothing? @tide @Clorox

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What's your end game #PGE ? Having autopay pay the bill in full EXCEPT the exact amount of the climate credit?

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I feel like Gandalf's bird, Fawkes. I go home, burn to ashes, wake up and go through it all again. #HarryPotter

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So happy @Experian_US can't handle time sensitive unfreezing online. Because physical mail is really the way to go. Bravo.

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@strandjs That’s why I have a huge focus on establishing baselines through automated regression testing. We can find deviations before they become an issue and get them addressed

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I bought some refurbished pencils today. I can't wait to see what a refurbished pencil is.

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The spouse started ranting about easily searchable answers to security questions, like mother's maiden name. Her solution? "What gives you diarrhea?"
Dear companies, get on this.
#security #userexperience

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The 7 year old received mail for a car insurance quote. He asked to send this back. #spam

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I just learned that Sherpa and Shar-Pei are not the same thing.

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Is screen peeking on GoldenEye N64 cheating, or a "living off the land" technique?

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Me too @SFBART, me too.

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I received this as a Valentine. #HappyValentines

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Ugly cat owners: does this food work?

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Been playing for around 20 hours. Had no idea there was a Santa I was supposed to speak with. #HolidayHack