Knives

I like democracy and freedom, watching the decline of society, and getting terrible investment advice from strangers on the internet.

[Knives @Fallmesser]

I’m never leaving this website. Some guy just called me a fascist for wanting to *checks notes* use taxes to build roads. I keep thinking about how absurd that exchange was and laughing to myself.

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@saddymayo It doesn’t get better the longer you do it either. Granted I work a swing shift so I don’t always have to get up that early, sometimes I’m getting home that early.

[Knives @Fallmesser]

Ted Cruz saying anything about masculinity is today’s GOP in a nutshell. The guy didn’t stand up for his wife when Trump insulted her. Instead he bent the knee and continues to humiliate himself supporting Trump. Weak is an understatement.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ted Cruz on Talarico: If you were making a list of the thousand adjectives to describe this guy, masculine would not be one of them. If a stiff breeze came by, it would blow him over like a feather.

[Knives @Fallmesser]

@esoteric_joke

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@SakakiIsCute I hate how much the government is bad people worship this guy. He was given so many opportunities over the course of a decade to come out on top and he doubled down and got mad when he couldn’t just ignore the rules.

[Knives @Fallmesser]

I’d like to point out that Roger Marshall lives in Florida. Continuing the tradition of Kansas senators owning a residence in the state that they never go to. Also he’s an embarrassment who will probably get reelected because Dems hate winning.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Sen. Roger Marshall on screwworm: "This is another thing we can thank Joe Biden for"

[jackass @jackassworld]

banned from west hollywood no more! we were all over the rainbow to participate in the weho pride parade today. wahoo!

[IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen]

Palm Beach sure is a small world eh?

[Knives @Fallmesser]

@lilseoltang He’s a genuinely likeable, very articulate and self aware guy that did some stupid shit. He doesn’t shy away from his short comings and I think that honesty resonates with people because of its contrast to everything else right now.

[Knives @Fallmesser]

@saddymayo The only problem with pit bulls is that a lot of people who own them are stupid and shouldn’t be allowed to have dogs.

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@lachancenaomi27 I can’t think of a single bartender I’ve interacted with that I have negative thoughts about. I’m sure there’s some guy in a dive that’s kind of an asshole but if you didn’t like your bartender the feeling is probably mutual.

[Knives @Fallmesser]

@iscruscream349 High Laurie

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@davetroy @KurtAchin I’ve got one request Dave. Can you please be right about something good? Like every single time you say something that no one else is saying you end up being right about it. It’s just never a good thing. Thank you for doing the work you do. But damn. We like good news too.

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden is doing the opposite of scaring the hoes. charming the hoes.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Think about all the column inches and headlines devoted to Graham Platner over the past week versus Ken Paxton and then tell me again we have a ‘liberal’ media.

[Knives @Fallmesser]

This is so much better than some 10 year sober AA guy trying to get you to go to church.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@iamno1s2hold He is a recovering crack addict that has now found a new addiction- it’s apparently called shit posting.

[Knives @Fallmesser]

@Spoon_town @enbridgethe3rd There are genuinely good use cases for AI. However the AI CEOs have hyped it as if it’s magic and can do literally everything.

[Knives @Fallmesser]

Everyone is embracing Pride.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Look at this guy over here. He is one hell of a specimen. This is one hell of a physical specimen. That’s what I like.

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂