Jampson

[P.K. Subban @PKSubban1]

IS LANE ON YOUR NORRIS BALLOT?!

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

It’s such a Reese’s penis butter cups kinda night

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

@mike_p_johnson @BryanMudryk You and bryan need to com every game. there’s no better duo for habs on tsn

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

“What’s wrong with my car?”
Mechanic:
“You fucked ur dipstick, dipshit”

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

Just tryna rate sandwiches for a living

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

Eating so many everything bagels that I have an everything apartment now

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

@hideaway_park Riffson

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

Nobody likes riffs anymore. Don’t talk to me unless you like big sick riffs

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

Lizzy*

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

Rip lizzo

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

I could’ve been Daniel Day-Lewis this whole time and none of you would know

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

Saturday night papa roach and summer sausage

[Art Vandelay @TomCardone1]

When they’re wondering just how many beers you can drink at the family party https://t.co/W09aQKimck

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

@BacKoFFmyJanKzz Very canadian tweet

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

If you’re a professional athlete and you aren’t walking on to the field to bmbmbm by black midi you are losing the game

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

Send me your cocaine jams I don’t do coke but I wanna romanticize a good chach run

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

@Spilled_Milk_ @alysssatweets They are when you play em😩👌👊🏼🤷🏼‍♂️🔥

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

Smoke some meth and go vote people

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

Moan deep and aggressively when you drop your ballot in the box to let the poll workers know you appreciate them