mom

If it were easy as fishin, you could be a musician

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

Just ate 19 meatballs

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

Alright, I’ve had enough of this a abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

At the end of the day, we all just wanna go to flavor town. Don’t we?

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

@budjent Thoughts and prayers

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

@g0blinchaos I have the most fantasy fiction journey to Mordor first name you’ve ever heard but my middle name is James

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

Spray air freshener before you poop

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

She’s a 6 but she thinks Billy Corgan’s vocal timbre suits the aesthetic of his song writing style

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

If you drive a Ford Fiesta, we’re blood brothers

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

I’ve been turtling since 6pm

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

2 5 1s are not a fucking joke

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

Moan deep and aggressively when you drop your ballot in the box to let the poll workers know you appreciate them

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

Voted and goated

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

I would rather have a baby than be constipated for longer than 4 days

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

I’d rather have covid than a baby

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

If one more sub teacher writes the names of notes above the staff for my students, I’m sending John Wick after them

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

If you drove to High Park today for Mother’s Day instead of taking TTC, fuck you.

-Sincerely, every parking permit holder in High Park

[Jampson @fallopian_dude]

Wendy Tyrde

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

If the Roku remote goes missing, someone looses an eye

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

Big day

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

@The_Ace_0 Big fan of this thread

[mom @Spilled_Milk_]

Legends, leave your ps4 on rest mode tonight