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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

[Neto @docneto]

True; having kids later as a man increases the chances of congenital malformations and infant mortality. Overwhelmingly, however, the biggest influence on these outcomes is maternal, not paternal, age. So if you're an older man, endeavour to have kids with a younger woman.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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@NationalGridNg Power just got back in Abuja now

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

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Contentment with direction supercedes abundance. Today, I quit crypto.

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[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: 9mobile rebrands as T2

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[Femi Ote$ @realFemiOtedola]

My attention has been drawn to a mischievous and malicious publication written by one Umar Sani, a former Special Adviser (Media) to former Vice President Namadi Sambo, attempting to twist facts and drag my name into disrepute and allegations of complicity in the subsidy fraud. His insinuations are false, baseless, and a shameless attempt to pander to lies and rewrite history. Let me set the record straightfor the overall benefit of the discerning public.

1. On claiming from the Petroleum Subsidy Fund (PSF)

Zenon Petroleum and Gas Limited was wholly an importer and trader of diesel with a market share in excess of 90%, never traded in Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) and as such could not have claimed for subsidy under the Petroleum Subsidy Fund scheme. Diesel had been long deregulated even before the adoption of the PSF and did not fall under petroleum products to be claimed under the PSF regime.Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) was the only product that was eligible for claim under the Petroleum Subsidy Fund scheme in a bid by the Government to make the product available and affordable to all and sundry. It is therefore shocking that someone like Umar Sani who occupied a position of authority and responsibility could display such ignorance of basic industry facts in public. I view this as either mischief (and taking advantage of the uneducated public) or ablatant display of gross ineptitude. If Diesel did not fall under the subsidy regime, how can Umar Sanithen accuse Zenon Petroleum and Gas Limited of impropriety under the subsidy regime.

2. On Exposing the Subsidy Fraud.

I was a member of President Goodluck Jonathan’s Economic Team. I am the one who first alerted the President of the monumental fraud being perpetrated by economic saboteurs in the PSF scheme. When he called the then Minister of Petroleum, she denied it.With my strong determination to stop the economic malaise and bleeding, I called Senator Bukola Saraki and reported the fraud to him. He took it to the floor of the Senate, and from there the House of Representatives began its investigation. These Statesmen are alive and my assertions above can be corroborated if necessary. If I was complicit in subsidy theft, would I be the one to raise the alarm and blow the whistle on myself? That alone should question the motive of Umar Sani for his most recent publication on this matter.

3. On the Farouk Lawan affair.
When it had become public industry knowledge that I was the whistle blower on the subsidy fraud, some of the perpetrators decided to fight back by using the House committee on the probe, headed by Hon Farouk Lawan who tried to indict me without any basis. As they always say its only natural for corruption to fight back. The House Committee on the subsidy probe was now being manipulated by the subsidy fraudsters and thereby turning the probe panel into an extortion racket. When the harassment and blackmail became incessant on my person, I petitioned the authorities and worked with the Department of State Security (DSS) in a sting operation. The money was provided by the DSS, duly marked, and handed over to me under security surveillance. I then gave it to Farouk Lawan in line with the sting operation. That is on record. To twist that carefully documented operation into an indictment against me is laughable and only exposes the ignorance of Mr. Sani. You may be aware that the Hon Lawan was subsequently convicted andsentenced to 5 years imprisonment for bribery. The facts are very clear and public.

4. On the Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede report.

I implore President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to release the full Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede report on subsidy fraud as Nigerians deserve to know the truth. It is on record that the Presidency at the time called on the late EFCC Chairman, Ibrahim Lamorde, to halt the investigation. Let the report be made public so the real subsidy thieves can be unmasked.

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Congratulations @hildabacicooks

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

New record: Largest serving of Nigerian style jollof rice - 8,780 kg (19,356 lb 9 oz) achieved by Hilda Baci and Gino in Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬

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