meagan

[meagan @falsehemlock]

something positive about demonic possession is that you'll never be alone

[meagan @falsehemlock]

also i feel like OBAA brought all the Inherent Vice haters back out of the woodworks and here’s what i have to say to them: just admit you’re boring and don’t understand the mind of Larry “Doc” Sportello

[meagan @falsehemlock]

i live for a 2.5 hour movie but if PTA doesn’t make Vineland four hours long i’m gonna be disappointed

[meagan @falsehemlock]

okay i guess i’ll cut him a little slack on this one but i really would’ve have loved a more by-the-book adaptation

[meagan @falsehemlock]

yeah, i know january sucks, i was literally born here

[meagan @falsehemlock]

heartbreak so bad it’s got me kneeling in solemn prayer

[meagan @falsehemlock]

@KelseyABoulton i fear this is true

[meagan @falsehemlock]

someday i won’t be, as the kids say, “down bad” but, until then, i’m gonna walk stoned in the driving snow thinking about all of my romantic failures

[meagan @falsehemlock]

love that this Bob Dylan movie is showing everybody that all the best women in the world are victims to little twerps

[meagan @falsehemlock]

gonna use my 12 hour drive back to Syracuse as an opportunity to scream at the top of my lungs for 12 hours

[meagan @falsehemlock]

sometimes you gotta make peace with the problem and sometimes the problem is you, baby 😏

[meagan @falsehemlock]

lol uh oh turns out it’s not location based

[meagan @falsehemlock]

lol uh oh turns out it’s not location based

[meagan @falsehemlock]

someday i won’t be the loneliest girl in Texas because i’ll just move somewhere else

[meagan @falsehemlock]

need to know which god to thank for creating Scott Walker and kpins

[meagan @falsehemlock]

dreams are so silly like, what do you mean i still have to finish grad school after waking up from a coma into a dystopian nuclear wasteland ?

[meagan @falsehemlock]

is there a drug i can take that will make me feel like i’m playing luigi’s mansion on a mcdonald’s gamecube ?

[meagan @falsehemlock]

nobody has ever been cool since Scott Walker died

[meagan @falsehemlock]

being unmedicated makes me crave domestic bliss

[meagan @falsehemlock]

being able to turn off my feelings for people has been so instrumental to my personal growth but i really really wish it didn’t have to be that way

[meagan @falsehemlock]

laura dern coulda been a scream queen

[meagan @falsehemlock]

country music has made me too patient with wastoid skirt-chasers

[meagan @falsehemlock]

@doodoodarian @AmericanAir omg thank you 🥹

[meagan @falsehemlock]

@CrazyHotDILF it was inside you all along