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[FalseStart @falsestart]

I no longer work at a WGA news shop but I'm paying the $40 to stay in the union for the quarter just to vote against @AoDespair. Newsflash, asshole: Our workers aren't gonna be ruled by the whims of your raging anger management problem.

[FalseStart @falsestart]

How about you just get vaccinated so you don't get sick and die, you fucking mindless dipshit. https://t.co/iIALxBlVf8

[David Brody @DBrodyReports]

Segregation is back: the Unvaccinated are being treated like lepers in today’s America. Watch my monologue today and spread the word: it’s time for a Movement to Stop the Tyrannical Nonsense on Vaccine Mandates. Full monologue here. https://t.co/q0QkQisOa3 @RealAmVoice

[FalseStart @falsestart]

University of Texas won't stop torching the fabric of college football until the only game any network can contractually air on TV is the UT game.

[Stewart Mandel @slmandel]

Conference realignment is back! Did you miss all the rumors, pettiness and backstabbing??

My FAQ on Texas, Oklahoma, the SEC, how we got here and the wild ride ahead. https://t.co/cpQ1dKdBP3

[FalseStart @falsestart]

After he bamboozled hundreds of Dallas kids out of a high school education with lavish empty promises and total incompetence, it's amazing someone put @deionsanders in charge of a college football program. I wouldn't trust him to feed my cat over a weekend.

[FalseStart @falsestart]

Hard disagree. Statute clearly states bail always denied UNLESS Drew Rosenhaus says "... but come on maaaaaaan!" cc: @ProFootballTalk https://t.co/oIgmHrj553

[FalseStart @falsestart]

I have the gift of divine clarity and you are a rabid fucking lunatic. https://t.co/HVKCDd7jRq

[Rep. Clay Higgins @RepClayHiggins]

My wife has the gift of premonition.
Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.
Becca awoke crying.
What happened to our freedom? She asked.
What indeed.

[FalseStart @falsestart]

Ron Howard directing an adaptation of Hillbilly Elegy is a punishment worse than COVID.

[FalseStart @falsestart]

Where in the world does my shit go after I flush the toilet?

[PFF NE Patriots @PFF_Patriots]

Where in the world will Tom Brady land?

https://t.co/ACkCtGsqPv

[FalseStart @falsestart]

@markham this motherfucker spittin

[FalseStart @falsestart]

Y'all really fucked up not making Warren president imo.

[FalseStart @falsestart]

We already done wrote this damn story. #FalseStartForever

[FalseStart @falsestart]

My take: Rovell is responsible for all the world's wars.

[FalseStart @falsestart]

@banikarim Yes? Do you have some FIFA corruption or Olympic doping news to report?

[FalseStart @falsestart]

Dave Gettleman: Oh but you caaaan, oh but you will.

[Patricia Traina @Patricia_Traina]

"We can’t keep coming out here and going 0-2" https://t.co/W8Vj8Ln9jf

[FalseStart @falsestart]

lol ESPN thinks a 13-10 game is a "duel"

[FalseStart @falsestart]

mad shocked this aryan southern christian supports a labor cartel that suppresses black labor.

[First Take @FirstTake]

.@TimTebow passionately expresses his thoughts on the California Senate passing a bill allowing student-athletes to have endorsements.

[FalseStart @falsestart]

It's dead media twitter, no one will see this.

[FalseStart @falsestart]

New Korn AND Puddle of Mudd albums out today. Be still my motherfucking heart.