William

[William @famasscarts]

life imitates art

[William @famasscarts]

rember when that british lady was in her moms car

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

American Morality
https://t.co/X899UyBwFB

[brandon @whybuddypregnan]

the chicago white sox

[William @famasscarts]

@smilingchef3607 need that

[William @famasscarts]

it’s hard for me to have respect for short people

[William @famasscarts]

you know panera is bad bc there’s none in poor neighborhoods

[William @famasscarts]

@ASMRxism fuck ed sheeran

[William @famasscarts]

instagram is insufferable

[William @famasscarts]

@GBfifadude the o-line played like shit in the second half

[William @famasscarts]

need me a girl who refuses to acknowledge the existence of borders

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

god please let me meet someone sexy soon

[William @famasscarts]

these painkillers are working

[William @famasscarts]

to become the opposite of a thief you would have to first become a thief so then you can be locked up and you can break out rather than break in

[William @famasscarts]

@smilingchef3607 be italian

[William @famasscarts]

@Petelkoch NERD

[William @famasscarts]

@smilingchef3607 i listen to the almost friday podcast it’s alright, ever since TMG ended that’s what i’ve been on

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

your AI flyers stink. your AI music stinks. Your AI skits stink. I wish you had more shame.

[William @famasscarts]

@TraderCombat @i_hatecody “hardcore squirter” brother that’s pee

[William @famasscarts]

i want someone to sing my wish by rascal flatts in an indian accent