mags

magpie, 31, stay at home astronaut, they/them 💕 "it was exactly like the mother's taste" personal: @fleshcan

[mags @famefleshlight]

𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕚 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[lucas @liucumber]

Docking my switch and I ain’t talking about Nintendo

[lucas @liucumber]

haha ok now let’s take a wet one

[lucas @liucumber]

The Gamer from the Black Lagoon

[lucas @liucumber]

dude, where’s my pussy?

[mags @famefleshlight]

@liucumber @GrantOB it was Super Yummy! Thanks @GrantOB

[lucas @liucumber]

Thanks for the meal! Or, as they say in Japan: itadakimasu! @GrantOB

[mags @famefleshlight]

@cryptidjin AHHH happy belated Hambone!!

[jen⁷ IS SEEING BTS! @barbiehobis]

when you least expect it it will be me putting this on your tl again

[cybil 🪻 @mytgguk]

i would do this for jungkook

[mags @famefleshlight]

I thought he was holding a pregnancy test

[m⁷🌙 @blondvhope]

“be normal” no! tylertan mug idc

[roundie koo⁷ 🌟 @kookzlore]

calling namjoon the Nutsboy IM ON THE FLOORNWKSKSJWJSKSJSJDJR

[mags @famefleshlight]

THIS IS HEINOUS JDJSJSJKSS

[Tyler, The Creator Brasil @tylerfrombrasil]

Wilshire boy and NutsBoy!!!

[mags @famefleshlight]

DON'T LOOK AT ME

[bethany erin⁷✨ @ErinBrownWrites]

Hobi revisiting this iconic fit is VERY PLEASING TO ME.

[wyn 🎸⭐️ .ᐟ || this & that ⟡ saw skz 06/23 DC ! @jisungieirl]

this fanfic shit too easy

[mags @famefleshlight]

anyone else having an issue in winter in @talesoftheshire where when you try to plant spinach it just,,, throws the seed away? 🙃

[gumball @choimosavirus]

me coming out of the bathroom after a failed shit attempt