Fancy Panda

An ever suffering Philly sports fan. Certified Taco Bell hater. Earn the sunrise. Full bore and into the abyss.

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People who say Americans have no culture should be required to study the Poptart Bowl and the ritual sacrifice of a mascot for the winner of an American fottball game

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@shwordfish @wischlist Nah claim those assholes coward they are you. You are them.

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Let's goooooo

[Mike @mhc_76]

The walk out of MSG after spending 5 figures to witness an L has gotta be brutal

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

Year 1 ➡️ Year 8

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

We’d give that an Eh plus

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good.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

These people have been waiting an hour to get into Madison Square Garden.

Here is a first person account:

“They routed everyone down to 34th and 8th.

Police barracade.

Through metal detectors to a point about 200 feet from MSG.

Then they came and apologized and said they were confused and instead we needed to exit the barracade and go to 34th and 7th.

We walked there and then a different set of police told us to go to 32nd and 6th.

There are hundreds, if not a thousand people, wandering around in giant herds not knowing where to go or how to get in.

The police keep saying they don’t know the protocol.”

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

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I am armed with a spicy mango margarita @CutwaterSpirits AMA

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I have a healthy respect/hate for born and raised Knicks fans. The transplant fucks that discovered what a basketball was three weeks ago can go fuck themselves

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And Daryl Morey would insist that he sold high

[YoCliff @CliffNotez_]

If Embiid or Maxey played the way Brunson played tonight the Sixers would lose by 80 points lol

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

Nigga got chased by😂😂

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At this bar where they've exclusively played Brazilian songs. The first non-Brazilian song? Numb by Linkin Park

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@ESRosebud @bemyserene Ed is horny on the main, the Mainline, and Main Street 😂

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@ESRosebud @katemonster20 The 1st episode had me so disturbed it took my better half two months to get me to watch the rest 😂

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Painter... Bruh

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@ParmaJawnCheese The free ones that come with a Papa John's pizza is why it's my go to fast pizza

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@ESRosebud @katemonster20 Started season 3 and it just felt off the rails from the jump

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@daFalligator I work in an incredibly fluid industry and I've never texted my resume before 😂

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@ianfromphilly Live look of me rn

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*6th

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We're getting married on my brother's 5th anniversary (not on purpose lol) and he keeps joking that he isn't coming to the wedding 😅