abby accidentally

your belly button is just your old mouth

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Last night, something incredible finally happened. @maddow did what no other news anchor on ANY MAINSTREAM NETWORK thus far has had the courage to do: and laid out how the Trump administration is doing EVERY POSSIBLE THING to assist Vladimir Putin & Russia. The Kremlin OWNS THEM.

[abby accidentally @fancyabby]

I’m enjoying the new popcorn style of protest.

also, I think I need to delete this app?

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

I gotta admit being a millennial is really confusing right now. I did not expect we would be the best at seeing through disinfo & not getting radicalized

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

If you are a one issue voter and your one issue is Gaza and on that one issue you’re going to help elect the candidate (Trump) who is undoubtedly going to make things much worse for innocent people in Gaza, then your one issue is that you’re a selfish, performative dipshit.

[abby accidentally @fancyabby]

every morning I wake up and chappell roan is singing in my head, no particular song.
i’ve never experienced this before in my life

[Temu @shoptemu]

Elevate your outdoors with our exclusive garden collection.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The typical salary required nationwide for homeownership is now $106,500 — a 61% increase from the $59,000 required just four years ago, according to Zillow.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

A TikToker asked why they feel overwhelmed trying to answer all their incoming messages, and I thought I had a good answer

[abby accidentally @fancyabby]

sobbing from exhaustion and pretty sure the only cure is a nap in direct sunshine

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

The ideal sleep time of 7-8 hours was based on studies conducted on men. It wasn’t discovered until recently that women produce almost all of their hormones while sleeping, unlike men who also produce hormones while awake. For women that process takes 9-10 hours.

[chase @_chase_____]

apartments are so weird like why do we all live in the same house who’s the dad

[abby accidentally @fancyabby]

pfft I don’t have olipop money

[☔ @Whotfismick]

8AM before 7AM on
your work your day off

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

just saw a 9 year old on tiktok using drunk elephant moisturizer and it reminded me that when i was 9 my favorite hobby was putting ants on tortilla chips and eating them. i used to eat too much grass and throw up like a dog

[JC @the4nobletruths]

My local post office this week.

[Steve Campbell @Historian_Steve]

Your periodic reminder that less ice at the Arctic is consistent with a weaker jet stream that allows cold air to drift down into the Great Plains.

The frigid temps you're experiencing happen BECAUSE of a warming planet, not in spite of it.

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,