lauren dum

Cash. Rules. Everything. Around. Me.

[Mina Yoon 🍒 @MissMinaYoon]

All titties are real, all borders are fake

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

this easter, ask yourself:

was jesus original? yeah
was jesus the only one? yeah
was jesus sexual? yeah
was jesus everythingyouneedyoubetterrockyourbodynow? now that, is a personal journey.

[Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio]

Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

[Stone Cold Jane Austen @fleurdeliqueur]

Netflix should add the category "Sorry There Are No More Episodes of Bake-Off and Queer Eye, You're Clearly Going Through Some Stuff, Here Are Some Other Soothing Shows with People Being Nice to Each Other over Low-Stakes Things"

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Our lunches together were a highlight of every week at the White House. Last week's trip to @DogTagBakery was no different. Happy birthday to my brother, my friend, @BarackObama.

[Charles Mudede @mudede]

My Zimbabwean uncle was a mining engineer. And yours you piece of shit?

[The Establishment @ESTBLSHMNT]

"Incivility is indeed uncomfortable, but like any weapon there are moments when it must be employed in self-defense." https://t.co/Bykx7rVrDp

[Travon Free @Travon]

Remember how for eight years Republicans and their supporters thought the country was being run by a foreign agent and it wasn't but now it obviously is and they totally don't care because he's white?

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

Dear World,

President Trump was not elected by a majority vote.

President Trump does not have the support of a majority of Americans.

Thank you for your patience

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

Anthony Bourdain was a Hall of Fame white dude. He was interested in the foods of other cultures, but more than that, he was interested in other people. He shared their stories...and more importantly...let them share their own. He cared about injustice & spoke up. We lost a hero.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Depression isn’t a form of sadness. It’s not something that goes away if you just think about how good you have it or how successful you are. You can’t positivity it away. It lies to you about yourself and eats you from the inside and tells you that you alone make things worse.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you asshole. https://t.co/1P5iwFGTLq

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

PEOPLES BABIES ARE BEING SHOT AT SCHOOL https://t.co/NHIYv3R86w

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

And there it is

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I are so inspired by all the young people who made today’s marches happen. Keep at it. You’re leading us forward. Nothing can stand in the way of millions of voices calling for change.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Young people have helped lead all our great movements. How inspiring to see it again in so many smart, fearless students standing up for their right to be safe; marching and organizing to remake the world as it should be. We've been waiting for you. And we've got your backs.

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.

[Jen 'now @jenrubin9' Rubin @JRubinBlogger]

for the morally dense: This is why you don't elect a president who abuses women -- he will tolerate it in others, give cover to the abusers and demean women brave enough to come forward. Oh, and since abusers lie you'll have someone dishonest to the core