Martha Oakley

Hunter of deer, swimmer of lakes, lover of entertaining, player of piano, and seeker of adventure.

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

The three largest employers in the United States in 2022 are Walmart, Amazon, and grand juries investigating Trump's crimes.

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@wildmikefargo Yes!! I put mine in too! Great minds…

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@NikkiKARE11

[Sam Li @TheSamLi]

MINNEAPOLIS 🌆

We wanted this video to look like a collective story of the people who live there, not just an outsiders’ perspective of the city. After weeks of planning, shooting, and editing, we’re proud to show this to you all. Welcome to Minneapolis.

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@wildmikefargo I have so many questions…

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@stalecoffee Recently, I’ve been making mango-banana-pineapple-spinach smoothies with giant fistfuls of spinach and they’re delicious! I tried with strawberries and it wasn’t as good. Maybe the more tropical fruits are the key.

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@evilbobdayjob @RandallOtisTV Then I would say it would be the song that Tenacious D refers to in “Tribute” as the greatest song in the world since they don’t actually play it, they only refer to it.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Some things should be beyond politics, like funding the post office.

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@Bonesnake3 @AcmeComedyCo @moeyaqubcomedy @RobertBaril2 Watched your set via Zoom tonight and we laughed so much! I was hoping to buy one of your shirts for my hubby but the shopping link on your website is broken. Help me buy things!

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@RobertBaril2 Watched you on the Zoom feed tonight and I’m pretty sure my husband and I laughed harder than the whole audience combined! Great set.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

I would rather put ballots in envelopes than voters in the hospital.

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@noraborealis When my niece was born, my nephew was 18 months old and had a hard time saying her name. “Helen” came out as “Onion” and I loved it!

[Jason @AtomicNomad33]

I couldn’t resist 😂

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵.

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@GopherHockey @cariboucoffee Thanks for the coffee @GopherHockey but don’t think I didn’t notice the photoshop job you did on my hat! Haha

[Minnesota Men’s Hockey @GopherHockey]

Congrats to tonight’s @cariboucoffee Tweet Your Seat winner Jason!

Fuel up with your own bag of Gopher Blend: https://t.co/PyFlBPtNba

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A divided couple means a battle over who dresses the baby. @GopherHockey #CaribouCoffee Section 2 Row 8 Seat 10

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Hey @GopherHockey, this mama in Section 2, Row 10, Seat 10 could use some #CaribouCoffee!