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@JustinMacmahan Greg Ward

[Brendan Porath @BrendanPorath]

just as I expected when I woke up this morning, these are the stars of the first round of the PGA Championship

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@MarcJSpears @HPbasketball @espn @andscape Take that for data

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

Thomas Pynchon is the greatest writer of all time

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@MythoAmerica Variety of Milk

[Anthony F. Irwin @AnthonyIrwinLA]

A sports newsroom is critical to media literacy because it’s a practice ground without readers necessarily knowing that’s the case. Losing journalists who’d serve that purpose is a pretty big blow to people’s ability to think critically (which is probably the point, long term).

[Paul Pierce @paulpierce34]

Minnesota had Darald lol and lee him go

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Jacques Derrida Approaches The Gravitron

[love drops @lovedropx]

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.

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@highbrow_nobrow Bill Cosby is pudding at my house, my house-uh

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@a1fantasy23 @austinsprops @calebbets3 https://t.co/CXxxIhXEgv

[Kevin Sanji @kevsanji]

how it feels to text in all lowercase

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Nomo will throw out the first pitch tonight before game 3. Please we only ask for one thing

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@ianbremmer popular knapsack

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Underrated life advice: Be easy to deal with. Kind when others aren’t. Calm when things go sideways. Reliable under pressure. Intelligence alone is overrated. Be someone who lightens the load for folks around them. People value people who make their lives easier.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Cringe is just the tax you pay for putting yourself in the arena

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

You can’t call a guy Jazz and then be surprised when he does something incomprehensible

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

i once worked as a live-in nanny for 3 small kids in hawaii. the parents were burnt out and didn’t really like parenting. they had 2 nannies covering 7am-8pm 7 days a week. the dad worked a few hours a day and the mom didn’t work.

years later i saw the dad had started a blog about parenting and financial independence. in the blog he said that self-employment was important to him bc it allowed him to spend all of his time with his kids. he said that in over a decade of parenting, he’d never so much as hired a babysitter for his kids.

anyway, there’s a good chance ppl trying to sell you some lifestyle thing are lying thru their teeth.

[Underdog Golf @UnderdogGolf]

Jordan Spieth on Scottie Scheffler:

"Nikola Jokic is the only guy I can think of that's a superstar that's equally unassuming in any sport in the modern era, and I'm happy if anybody else can find another example, but it's very rare."