Jones

Dogs. Data. Coffee. Science fiction.

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

One of the cooler things the communists would do was put thousands of their soldiers in historical uniforms for movies to create scale we haven’t seen since and will likely never see again

[Joshi Herrmann @joshi]

I’m meant to be enjoying a music festival in Romania but.. this is a banger of a piece

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

aristocrats don't know boots theory and can't fathom why poor people can't afford quality clothing, they have no idea how poverty traps work

[Matthew Lutz @MattLutzPhi]

I feel a cold fury whenever I open a pdf of some paper to read and Adobe is like "Hm, this looks long. Would you like me to just summarize it for you?" No, fuck you, Adobe. The paper is long because it contains a lot of details that matter. Why wouldn't I want to read them?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

UK-based bank to replace 'lower-value human capital' with AI

https://t.co/7XhrYwPaOG

[Norn-Queen Kya @NornQueenKya]

Saw this gem on Peter explains the joke lol

[Luke @LukasMukasPukas]

the things we were accused of? true. my role in it? knowing complicity. the best course of action? giving me more power.

[MemeMachine @MemeMachineUk]

As soon as he gets out the shower, make his body need an explosive runny poo

[Jones @fancymanjones]

I dont know a single person with anything positive to say about Wes Streeting and that was before all this bollocks

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

I ask the House: how many more kingdoms must fall before the PM acts against Bonaparte?

[Hadley Freeman @HadleyFreeman]

Brexit has broken this country

[Kathy @CentreLeft_]

I waited 14yrs for a Labour government & these backbenchers have decided to throw it back in my face by calling on the only Labour leader to win an election since 2005 to resign. I’m disgusted with each and every single one of them including my own MP, @Tom4EWAS

[Ben Blissett @tldrben]

It's like when Prigozhin marched on Moscow... except with an Avanti west coast service instead of tanks

[Jones @fancymanjones]

@jk_rowling @Keir_Starmer Lanyards?

[•ᴗ-.com @evadentz]

the election results

[Jones @fancymanjones]

Crewe

[Polygon @Polygon]

The next Assassin's Creed is going to a very unexpected place https://t.co/F4DKERURQo

[Fran Wilson 🎹🖋 @CrossEyedPiano]

A counter post to all that May the Fourth nonsense….

[Gary Lamb @CNinety2]

The BEST reason for a match abandonment you will ever read

[Jones @fancymanjones]

@afneil You don't pay taxes so please do fuck off