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Yinzer in a good way. Former Parks Department employee

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Cherry Coke gets me wet

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The @PardonMyTake bump @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

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@jeffzrebiec @RapSheet Can’t be gutted if you’re already gutless

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@AdamSchefter @JFowlerESPN Milk & Honey Sports

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Great hire!

[UConn Football @UConnFootball]

Welcome to UConn Nation, @coachjjanderson!

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Crying during the national anthem is just aura farming

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Clowney in 42??? YUCK #GBvsDAL

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

Nasty Play Call from Ben Johnson

Fake the Flip Pin & Pull

Bang the Slant

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@danabeers That’s fair. As a second option I offer Seneca Wallace

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Mel Kiper somewhere right now watching Sheduer

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

The final stage of ESPN will be Stephen A and an OnlyFans model selling you DraftKings picks 20% off if you buy an ounce of weed with the promo code #STAYOFF

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Trey Lance Hive 🆙

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@Pickswise This tweet fuckin stinks

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@stephenasmith People don’t realize this is why Stephen A is the king. Mf aint even paying attention and he’s still gonna unload the clip on Monday

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Kings stay kings

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s June 2025 and we still got videos of DeMarcus Cousins beefing with fans courtside

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

When you’re in charge of the golf cart speaker:

[mbg @gloless]

Girl just told me she ghosted me because I got too drunk and rode the mechanical bull 3 times on our first date

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

"Requisite Girth" is an all-time football guy phrase 😂

[a local @jedwill]

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure