Mason Fannin

Sometimes I just like to turn my brain off and see what happens

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

"WE'RE GETTING DEPORTED"

Australian chant while exiting the Arlington Walmart after police arrive.

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Thank you God for giving us Charlie Kirk.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Why would you wish Hitler a speedy recovery?

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

If Trump were as bad as Biden and other Democrats say he is — if he were a tyrant on par with Hitler himself — then why would they be grateful to hear he's safe and doing well? Either their characterizations of Trump are false or their sympathy is.

[Ben Bergman @thebenbergman]

I have to say…NYC earthquake Twitter is so much better than LA earthquake Twitter.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"this is my body, which is broken for you: do this in remembrance of me"

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

My boyfriend just scor-

That shit Gray

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Parents Just Relieved Teen Who Came Home Drunk Wasn't Drinking Bud Light https://t.co/9eXddpgWeD

[Mason Fannin @fannie_pac]

@AustinT83 Go off king

[Mason Fannin @fannie_pac]

@AustinT83 Go off king

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

The only explanation for this Merchant of Death-Griner trade is it frees up cap space for the U.S.

[Ken Wood @The_Wood95]

Chicago style pizza

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[reading the bible but getting impressed by the wrong parts] woah this guy had 12 friends in his 30’s

[Brenden Clinton @MrGo30]

Film session w/ Coach 30 - #UCLA Bruins vs. #Washington Huskies

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

#Footballguy

[The King @RulerOfHumanity]

Let’s do a drone light show over an uncontacted tribe and become their gods

[Doctor Dhoom @caviarcope]

your parent’s insurance when you turn 26