pta piper

18+ only.I like what I like. Vet 🇺🇸 Gamer 👾 cinephile 🎥🎬

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Miilato @miiilato]

getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them

[Mads @europemaxxed]

I sent this to my boss at work and she replied how shocking it is and how she'd never do that to her employees

[beer.sponge @scrotus_minimus]

I only eat pussy with a tajin rim

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

how i start moving when my weed gets passed to someone I don't know

[Meg @heirmeg]

if u meet a bitch wit a cat name luna she beat on men

[LoneChild 🦍 @LoneChildMJB]

When you give her head first time and her 🐱 PH is well balanced 🌚

[D0LLY 🐆 @brattyd0lly]

Not everyone got pretty feet either 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Tiana✨ @CumWithTiana]

Can I be your late-night snack?😝👅

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Alex Jones accurately explains the AI arms race which coincidentally happens to be the exact plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

''TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION''

''Light that's not how that works''

''MICROSOFT TEAMS''

''light you don't undetsta...''

''MICROSOFT COPILOT''

''LIGHT!''

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Gnomes will be like “I know a place” and then take you here

[BWWM 🍫🥛 @nuttyaf1]

White men are real eaters

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

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[🖤MissBlackreey & MasterB🤍 @missblackreey]

Do white guys really prefer fucking black girls? 🖤😈

[pta piper @fanningCollecto]

Oh so wishes do come true

[JULY 📍Italy, Greece @Thorjohnsonxl]

If you squirt, i'll fuck you for free

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

A two income household is literally the best so whatever you do in this life make sure your wife has two jobs