The Wokeatron 5000

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

god i hate the way tech people talk. did i really think that pressing the delete button deleted my photos? yeah! obviously i did ya fucking dick

[Theresa 🇨🇦 @TheresaLubowitz]

When you're a progressive, racialized, senior woman, you can win by 10+ points and win the most votes in Canadian history and they'll still write a headline undercutting your political vision and the size of your victory.

[aliyah @nevliyah]

This girl just walked by me smiling at her phone. Bitch is you texting my nigga?

[gb @im_gayb]

yubaba in spirited away:

[The Wokeatron 5000 @fantasclih]

@LOEVSIKC Facebook

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars

[The Wokeatron 5000 @fantasclih]

@heaviedaslut ???

[The Wokeatron 5000 @fantasclih]

Worst photo dump ever😭😭😭

[harrison @isnotharrison]

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[The Wokeatron 5000 @fantasclih]

@LOEVSIKC Hi

[CJ @GGMUCJ]

This wasn’t even translated from French he just wanted to hop in the discourse 😭😭

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf who added to their story 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[zay dante @zaydante]

he been lying in wait for a worse cheater to pop up LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Laurence @ibeonline]

My air fryer just said its first word

[sav💋🫧 @bladeelobotomy]

ESDEEKID HAS LOST HIS FUCKIN MINDDD😭😭😭

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

[The Wokeatron 5000 @fantasclih]

@biruboya Ngl even if its ironically / as a joke they also need to die

[eli 🍺 @biruboya]

guys who unironically use foid genuinely have to [REDACTED] themselves