THE teenage witch

more like the teenage BITCH amiright?

[THE teenage witch @fantastic_beans]

Tell me the world’s okayest superpower, make somethin up

[Noreen Masud @NoreenMasud]

terrified now

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

spending money is too easy, for my bank account’s sake i need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before i buy something

[THE teenage witch @fantastic_beans]

just crawled out of my grave, what the heck have i missed

[THE teenage witch @fantastic_beans]

https://t.co/gkBxxmYtvG

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Every time I post a photo of me and my bf on social media, his family members comment negatively on his looks as a "joke." So when they poked fun at his chin the other day, I replied that I like a strong chin, there's more support when I sit on his face. Lol you know, as a joke.

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Willem Dafoe? No, Willem DaFriend ☺️

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

I love the honesty

[Dr Adrian Jannetta 🔭🌒🇬🇧🇪🇺 @AdrianJannetta]

Milky Way / Summer Triangle. Took this a few months back; just the camera on a tripod - no tracking. 96x30 s. Moving the cam every 10 shots to keep the same patch of sky in the frame. Nikon D90, 18mm, f/7.1, ISO3200 with calibration frames. Processed in PixInsight and Photoshop.

[Damien Haas @DamienHaas]

Power move: use Instacart to make someone deliver you a Digiorno.

[Mark @markiplier]

yeah yeah, I'm getting to it

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Much of life is simply about finding a good place to sit

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

🎁Giveaway 9pm ET tonight w/ co-host @MaryScholz

1️⃣✏️Enter https://t.co/tAMts2Yyr7
2️⃣📺Livestream https://t.co/ngR5MakF1E

✅PS5 x2
✅Xbox Series X (sorry only 1)
✅Nintendo Switch OLED x2

3️⃣❓What's ur most desired gift from Best Buy's 24hr flash sale? https://t.co/obEkqH3Ebl

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Everyone in 2011 knew they were dressing stupid

[THE teenage witch @fantastic_beans]

@smj_vii @antonlinecom F A K E

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

A whole galaxy’s worth of colours are coming to PlayStation 5.

Get ready for the Nova Pink, Starlight Blue and Galactic Purple DualSense wireless controllers.

Arriving at Walmart in January 2022.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”

[THE teenage witch @fantastic_beans]

@_jaxios_ @Fly_shuguy24 @PS5restocks_etc What store did you go through to get the digital

[trevor @trevorevarts]

wtf???

[Her Tall Boots @fuzzlime]

i don't invite people over because they might sit in my dog's chair