John

land surveyor/
chelsea fan

[Kenyanbirder @Kenyabirder]

FOUND: Red Weaver in Boni Forest Lamu. This bird was last seen and reported in 2014. No photo existed until I took this photo on 3rd July 2026

[pkem🇰🇪 @Pkemoi5n]

Twitter engineers, how much will this house cost?

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Senje ameniita tena nijiexplain😁😁…

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

Bungoma tumefika !

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ahsante Trans Nzoia….kesho tupeleke kwa wazazi

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

Moi’s Bridge is Sifunated!

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

wenye mnatafuta BNBs halla at my pal:
1-bedroom Airbnb apartment in Lumumba Drive.
Security
Ample parking
Ksh 2500 per stay
Call/whatsapp [phone]

[Premier League @premierleague]

Rodri has completed football.

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real.

More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot.

Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world.

The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential.

We are proud to have them on our team.

Credit: Joan Monfort

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

H. E pia si mbaya🤭

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Goodbye 🇺🇸 It’s been emotional!

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

@Ha_thighness unaniuliza ama unashangaa

[🗿 @jhonte_]

The most dangerous form of blindnes is believing that your perspective is the only reality.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

[twentyseven @11190000227171n]

i hate having nothing to say to someone i actually want to talk to

[✧Aurek✧ @AurekTheGreat]

Hairline inahepa harufu ya mdomo.

[Nicholas Mutethia Karuma @mutethia_karuma]

Ukitaka kujua your surveyor is bonoko.

Give him the land references number/details and send him money to get maps. Don't send him the pin to site or any directions. Mwambie mpatane site.

Let him use the maps to georeference and bring himself to site.

Akikuuliza shamba iko upande gani😂, cancel him. But akikukuta site ama umkute site bile kuulizia, he's Worth your money.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Being the face of a company alafu unatoka unaenda like nothing happened because the other place offers better is how I want you people to be ruthless with your employers. .They would also throw you out like nothing happened.

[Mocking 🐦 @Te_N06]

Mangai me nmeishaa😆😆😆😆