Michael Faraday Stan Account

[Michael Faraday Stan Account @faraday_stan]

my brother in christ please do not ask me the IUPAC name

[kikikiki @user33906969]

american woman obsessed with paris, american man obsessed with japan, they/them obsessed with kazakhstan. orientalisms for every american

[Jonah Allon @JonahAllon]

every DC-based political operative bio is like: “Strategist. Storyteller. Girldad. Fighter of good fights. Lives on a diet of coffee and red wine, but usually not in the same cup 🤫. Always down to yap about redistricting. Hook ‘em 🤘”

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

“I wish I was Wasian” ok wish granted you are now Bulgarian

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[arne ness @arne__ness]

you used to be able to rent a hotel room under a fake name now i need an app to do my damn laundry

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Not now babe, i’m reading Magnifica Humanitas

[Joey Schumacher @joeyshoemaker14]

The thing nobody tells you about moving to Massachusetts is that going to Market Basket will be the Best and Worst experience you will ever have in your life

[Michael Faraday Stan Account @faraday_stan]

me and my fuckass variac against the world

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

This is where your email finds me

[ざわ @zawer27G]

半導体工場、拡張パック置いときますね

[lily hoang-zhu @ anime expo @liliuhms]

worm cookie....

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Worcester, MA

[sellen @sellenelle]

i feel like this

[K Tully-McManus @ktullymcmanus]

You really haven’t lived until you’ve sat for hours at a New England town meeting where’s there’s a proposal for
- new apartments
- a school getting built
- putting lights on the sports field

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*gingerly lays down on your timeline with a big heaving sigh*

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

when the whole post office line turns on the disorganized person who doesn't have their shipping address ready

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Lab partner telling me theyre nonbinary like thats great thawg do u mind mixing the bicarbonate tho its gonna precipitate