Mike Farad

Software Engineer👨🏾‍💻 | Fitness Enthusiast 💪🏾| Gamer🎮

Obsessed with solving problems 🛠️

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

@DiscussingFilm Tooo raaad 💯🔥

[Giuliano @Giuliano_Mana]

https://t.co/iHM9coelsq

[Naval @naval]

Just as you travel so that you can miss your home, you socialize so that you can miss your self.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-gyms exist
-Christopher Nolan movies exist
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can get drunk at a dimly-lit steakhouse then go home and watch Titanic and smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Coldplay concert
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country
-you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle

If anyone ever complains in front of you tell them they’re an idiot :)

[SumitM @SumitM_X]

As a backend dev,

You see:

GET /api/v1/reports?from=2020-01-01&to=2026-01-01

Table size: 80M rows

What are your next steps?

[vixhaℓ @TheVixhal]

The gap between “relax” and “work harder on bigger things” will be the largest voluntary psychological and existential divergence in our species’ history.

One group will be chilling in customized paradise while the other group is essentially becoming post-human demigods trying to steer the future of the light cone.

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

@dhh @tobi This is some awesome stuff

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

It's taken me a bit of time for me to come to this conclusion but, I find that writing software is a deeply social endeavour. The system built on bits will only be as good and as effective as the human-ware surrounding it.

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

@cactusui Which fonts did you use here?

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

@thotdaught3rr @glo_ful Still need one?

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

@21Rockefeller

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

@_bigzoo I think people massively underestimate the level of scale they must have had to architect for. I feel like even as an attempt it was quite commendable shite as it may have been

[Ryan Els @RyanEls4]

Found the bug 😂🤭

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

@Ambani404 @Urunzii I have an sg5 and the 5series was an f10

[Shortstuff @weak_spell]

"All sovereign power belongs to the people of Kenya and shall be exercised only in accordance with this Constitution"

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

Finally gave into the peer pressure and got an iPhone but @Safaricom_Care kindly explain why I can’t seem to use the my safaricom app.

[kitze the 🐐 @thekitze]

i'm so tired of babysitting this absolute moron
(this still doesn't work btw 🤡)

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

@johncodes Lol ... I'm curious, beyond the banter😂 ... Mind sharing a little more detail on the "15 layers of tools" you use to run a simple script 😂

[Mike Farad @FaradMike]

@davidamunga_ @PeterOkwara I think it's a decent distribution channel ... @SafaricomPLC simply needs to push the MPesa app as a super app more aggressively in their marketing and copy ... Otherwise yes, I agree ... The Open Web always wins 😂