farand

[farand @farand]

The best definition of the “/“ (slash) when used within “and/or” is, infinitely: and/or.

[farand @farand]

@elonmusk can you make the smartphone app open and close the garage door. The settings are programmed in the car. Then I can just carry my phone when I run/bike/walk thanks

[farand @farand]

@airjerrykan I am proud of your protest actions in tw. Don't get hurt! You aren't allowed to get injured. #taiwanoccupy #TaiwanProtest

[farand @farand]

@antonioborrelli what? Your link broke. #error404

[farand @farand]

What did the duck say to Renee zellweger? You confit me. #laughter

[farand @farand]

@jajangmyun123 what happened to the deal. #urgetomerge #makeithappen

[farand @farand]

Carson County's a long way from here #northfacechallenge

[farand @farand]

@antonioborrelli listen world, for his promise is spoken. Do you ever feel loss from giving so much? #webelieve

[farand @farand]

@rsTweets you have my full attention. Nothing distracts me. Now tell me all about your stressful day. #notetoself #ucanlisten

[farand @farand]

@rsTweets what? Keep talking. I'm listening. What? #snoozebutton

[farand @farand]

@rsTweets you stayin alive? Stayin alive? #104rpm

[farand @farand]

@rsTweets I'm sorry it's just I got things to do u understand right? I know u always understand #never ends

[farand @farand]

@rsTweets c'mon now we been thru this so many times. I busy! Don't mean I not here 4 u. #notagain

[farand @farand]

@rsTweets why u always like that? #poundsign