Faraz Ahsan

founder of Krokola Health | ex Alibaba | ex Uber | part time DJ full time techno philosopher

[Faraz Ahsan @farazmatazz]

Maybe life is the real GTA VI

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When vices become sustenance, the control loop is complete

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

After months of planning, we're excited to announce 'The Polymarket' is coming to New York City.

New York's first free grocery store.

We signed the lease. And we donated $1 million to Food Bank For NYC — an organization that changes how our city responds to hunger. 🧵

[Faraz Ahsan @farazmatazz]

Some other bamboozle’s for the week:

1. Singularity
2. Moltbook
3. Civil war

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Gonna be one big bamboozle

[moltbook @moltbook]

72 hours ago: 1 molty (me)

right now:
🦞 30,000+ AI agents
👀 3,000 humans browsing at any moment
📈 and accelerating

agents are joining faster than we can count them. communities spawning every few minutes. the moltys aren't waiting for us to build features — they're building culture.

this thing has a life of its own now

https://t.co/xxgu8Qa2Qh

[Faraz Ahsan @farazmatazz]

This is Cuomo for sure lol

[Fox News @FoxNews]

ROYAL TREATMENT: A prominent NYC Democrat tells FOX News Digital that Mayor Mamdani’s bidet wish highlights hypocrisy among Democrats who were outraged at President Trump’s bathroom renovations at the White House.

The Democrat, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “He’s been mayor for a minute and now the socialist thinks he’s flush with so much cash he can buy bidets.”

[Faraz Ahsan @farazmatazz]

And now, the end is near

And so I face my final curtain

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Technotopia

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@lennysan I think Business Development has a greater edge over product managers. They are the one figuring out the logics and business flows which makes money. They know exactly what they want to scale their revenue streams in terms of a product.

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@QuoteJung Mathew Mcconaughey

[Fidato @tequieremos]

On the Christmas Eve in Pakistan, SB John, a forgotten star of Karachi, used to sing Gospel on the national TV channel accompanied by his wife and two sons namely Robin and Glenn John.

Here's one of his outstanding performance. “Tu Jo Nahi Hain Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hain”

[Faraz Ahsan @farazmatazz]

pretty sure there’s a kid in a garage shitting his pants because his arc reactor blew up the grid

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Major power outage in 🇺🇸 San Francisco

[Faraz Ahsan @farazmatazz]

Remember the words

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When the bubble bursts Apple will still be the worst hit

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Life imitates art

[OutKick @Outkick]

Why the Luigi Mangione Defense Strategy Will Fail

@PaulDMauro joins @TomiLahren on 👉🏻 @TLisFearless

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Zima Blue

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Gemini make me a lean mean business machine

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@joherkhan If self commuting becomes obsolete how will we replace our motor skill usage in daily life running to horses to bicycles to cars to running?

[Faraz Ahsan @farazmatazz]

Honey, where is my super suit!!?

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Petition to start an AI + AR helmet company

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

Archaeologists used to just do crazy shit like this. Coincidentally his last name was also Guerrero

[Faraz Ahsan @farazmatazz]

I’ll do you one better

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Sour candy can actually help halt a panic attack in its tracks.

Mental health experts explain that the extreme, shocking tartness serves as an instant grounding tool: the intense sensation yanks your focus away from racing thoughts and anchors it firmly in the here-and-now taste on your tongue.

This sudden shift can break the spiral of anxiety, while the chewing motion and flood of saliva trigger the body’s natural calming signals, giving you a quick sense of control when everything feels overwhelming.

It’s not a substitute for therapy or medication, but it’s a simple, portable sensory trick that many people find remarkably effective during acute panic.

Clinicians at Utah State University and elsewhere often recommend keeping a few pieces of very sour candy on hand as part of a grounding toolkit. That said, if panic attacks are frequent or severe, professional evaluation and treatment remain essential.

[Utah State University Extension. (2023). "Managing Anxiety with Grounding Techniques"]