sweet summer beast

Praised by wolves. he/for/whom

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

new contender for best edit of all time

[sweet summer beast @farfromsea]

@hell_doe not enough folks wearing an egg on their head. this guy gets it

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I’m sure it’s a coincidence that this website is some of the dumbest people of all time and also a bunch of my friends

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it's going to be this always

[Sean Doherty @seandoherty]

woman next to me on the train right now has a fan and whenever she uses it the breeze also hits me

[sweet summer beast @farfromsea]

@PilotAlternator @M1L4GR03

[conor @conor_brn]

Conversations are being had that have never been had before

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

every time there’s a firework i give my senior dog a shred of cheese and i have one too, so now every time there’s a firework we look at each other and then the bag of cheese

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

let's not normalize having kids when you're 40. let's not normalize having kids when you're 30. let's not normalize having kids when you're 35. let's normalize having ADULTS when you're a TODDLER in some sort of a BODY SWAP situation

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Why is this type of photo only taken in the UK

[merrin @wowzowee]

When the stuff at target starts sounding like a diy venue lineup

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

Three year old came up with the hilarious bit of singing “ I love my daddy/I love my mommy” to the tune of Hello My Baby Hello My Darling all on his own and we’ve never been so proud in our lives

[kim @KimmyMonte]

simon got a new bee shirt. RT if you agree

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[tess 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @tessdots]

she insisted on sitting next to this man on the bus