mof 🇵🇸

After 22 years of gloom, it’s about to go boom!

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Man, I remember the complete meltdown on here when he moved to Spurs.

Four underwhelming years later he leaves on a free.

[7 on the shirt @7ontheshirt]

Imagine the outcry if an Arsenal player did this next season. Imagine.

[Lacompactdisc @Lacompactdisc]

Never saw these analysis and tables in the past 3 years that Arsenal came second.

Trossard red card, Rice red card, MLS red card, Martinelli two yellows in a single phase of play (something that will never happen again), Saliba red card from the half way line (hilarious considering all the DOGSO City have got away with this season).

[senn TzolisSuperFan @luvvhuzz]

losing a game when so much of your players had top games is the worst feeling ever

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

If Arsenal had won today via a penalty shootout, without scoring a goal from open play, having been awarded a penalty in regulation time after PSG scored the only goal from open play, people would’ve called us anti-football haram-ball cheaters

But when PSG do it, they save footy

[𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 @hovie_09]

The winners are having a Premier League trophy parade today.

The losers are reminiscing about a major trophy they won decades ago.

Standards 🔴⚪

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

That’s how I know I support the team I was born to support. I could never group up with others to celebrate the downfall of a next team. Arsenal ONLY, fuck every other football team on this planet

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

If this is my life now where my team and fans get bantered for losing Champions League finals after securing a league title by 7 points then so be it. It’s a life worth living.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[𝐌 @MooreRMCF]

You can’t get subbed off in a game you’re not playing bro.

[「Gyök Lesnar 🏆」 @duanepongo]

Won the league. Reached a UCL final. Lost on pens. And rivals think we’re supposed to be SAD?

We just had the greatest Arsenal season in a GENERATION.

[Tolu @nobletolu]

It was at this point, I knew the Ref already had a predetermined winner.

[🇪🇹🏆 @realrxAFC]

arsenal being so universally hated makes me love the club and the players more

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

For years, the running joke was “Arsenal 4th”

Then the running joke was “Arsenal 2nd”

Now they’re making fun of Arsenal for winning the Premier League and losing in a Champions League final on pens to the reigning champs

Our rivals’ biggest games this year were watching us 😂

[wavy @wavygooner]

None of them congratulated us when we won the PL but couldn’t wait to dunk on us now. This is why 80% of premier league teams be playing their World Cup final vs Arsenal while bending over backwards for City

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

This is why you will always be little old Spurs. Loser mentality 😂. You barely stayed in the Premier League. We bitched you at home & away. Most of the camp wanted you to stay up because its guaranteed +6 pts. Saka had you break dancing . Move.

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Arsenal in the Premier League this season:

🥇 Most points (85)
🥇 Most wins (26)
🥇 Most goal difference (+44)
🥇 Most clean sheets (19)
🥇 Most clean sheets in a row (4)
🥇 Most set-piece goals (23)
🥇 Most headed goals (16)
🥇 Most WhoScored MOTM awards (29)
🥇 Fewest losses (5)
🥇 Fewest goals conceded (27)
🥇 Fewest shots conceded per game (8.2)
🥇 Fewest yellow (51) and red cards (0)

Champions 🔴⚪️🏆

#AFC | @Arsenal

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

LIFT IT UP ©️

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Arsenal in the 2025/26 Premier League table [1st]. ✅🏆

🔻 7 points ahead Manchester City (2nd)
🔻 14 points ahead of Manchester United (3rd)
🔻 25 points ahead of Liverpool (5th)
🔻 33 points ahead of Chelsea (10th)
🔻 44 points ahead of Tottenham (17th)

[. @afcwrld]

He snubbed treble winners City for a team that hadn’t won the PL in 20 years. Special mentality. Hugely influential in us getting over the line. Arsenal legend, Sir Declan Rice