Fariha Tayyeb

[Hedinist @hedin__]

I do genuinely think “What are immigrants talking about on the phone all the time?” would be a hit Atlantic article

[Prem Soni @ValueWithPrem]

Do people who work at Gmail have @gmail .com email addresses?

I know this is a stupid question, but I need answers.

[Kashvi @KashviSpeaks]

controversial opinion:
Modern family is better than Friends

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[rumi @dauntless_r]

I am tired of pretending . Is it AirPods ,EarPods or earpud, or ear ports

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Just in: Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple. I wish Trump would also step down.

Of course, I’m comparing apples to oranges.

[hessah @hessaaani]

they should’ve opened up uniqlo instead of fuckass primark

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

When uncle Phil yelled, you sat down and listened

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Humans aren’t meant to work 8-5 I know this because I crash at 2:30pm every day and start snacking instead

[lipsey @fowontmiss]

sometimes i wonder why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport? who is going on vacation carrying armfuls of clothes saying i’ll pack when we get there

[Syed Ali Abbas Zaidi @Ali_Abbas_Zaidi]

Will tell my grandkids that I was alive when Pakistan was brokering peace to stop WWIII.

[Murtaza Solangi @murtazasolangi]

You keep the World Cups. We are keeping the World.
#Pakistan 🇵🇰

[. @bentheorder2]

Asim Munir can convince a literal superpower to push for a ceasefire but can’t convince PPP to fix Karachi is concerning 🤯

[Twitt.Arhum @arhuml92]

Point 7 of the Iran-US ceasefire agreement:

-Entire IMF management team will sing the Pakistan national anthem at Minar e Pakistan as an apology for being ass holes.

[˙ @Arshad_Afridi]

Not everyone can do both…
struggle at home AND manage international crises 😏

[Momin Sheikh @MominISheikh]

As part of the 10 point agreement, both Iran and the US will be required to finance DHA phases 12 to 15

[Anas Tipu @teepusahab]

pakistan should now get petrol at Rs 50/litre aur daale bhi trump apne haath se

[Anas Tipu @teepusahab]

pakistanis should now get visa on arrival globally for stopping a world war

[Rational Aussie @rationalaussie]

A whole civilization might die tonight but you still have to rock up to work tomorrow and log in to Microsoft Teams