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Abby Flanagan, Owner, New heirlooms for kitchen and home

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@HeyRatty The 1999 All Star game at Fenway, Green Day at the Hatch Shell, the RH Opening Party…these are the Boston events that I will tell my grandchildren I was there for.

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@amydeveau @Target I shop at three different @Target stores around Boston and NONE of them are carrying Pride merchandise this year. Really frustrated and frankly angry.

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@SenMarkey @SenSanders @GSK @TevaUSA My kindergartener has asthma. His inhalers costs us $620 out of pocket this month. Inhalers for pediatric patients in particular should be low or no cost. Thank you for taking this issue up.

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@HeyRatty The TikTok conspiracy theorists are going to be so disappointed

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@HeyRatty Every time my GPS tells me to turn, a chorus from the back seats, “Thanks Sat Nav!”

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I know I should be upset that my 4 y/o daughter said “Oh, for fuck’s sake!” but she said right after we discovered the puppy destroyed yet another thing in the house. She really nailed the context and grammar so who am I to judge?

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@madebyjane I honestly believe that insurance companies that require unnecessary and invasive procedures as a prerequisite to appropriate care should be charged with assault. I’m so sorry.

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@megansarahj What about the Andruzzi foundation? They might provide funds to pay for a tax preparer to do her taxes for her.

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@WFKARS Yes, those developmental screenings are an elaborate ruse to get us unsuspecting parents to buy into the…checks notes…absolutely free early intervention services for a speech delay my son has. The grift! The con! Oh the humanity!

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@megansarahj I was fully expecting her to say that they had an 800K mortgage but their mortgage is the most reasonable thing in this whole scenario. What is her husband buying!?!?

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The suburbs’ hottest club is…the supplements aisle at Whole Foods on a Sunday morning when Wannabe by the Spice Girls comes on.

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@HeyRatty Third Kid: Guys, has anyone seen your brother?!? First one who finds him gets a cookie!

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@choll12 The latest addition on every list seems to be a biometric stash box. For the paranoid weed smoker on your gift list

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Shopping gift guides for Christmas presents and apparently you can now be a whiskey dad, a weed dad or a living in the woods dad. No other options exist.

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@agllaranna @Neurofourier Of course! Small private school outside of Boston. Has done a great job throughout the pandemic and we totally recognize how lucky we are.

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@HeyRatty Once, after a particularly good save, I told Aidan I would strongly consider leaving him for Alisson if the opportunity ever presented itself. Aidan’s response? “Fair enough. Seems like he’s be a good stepdad.”

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@HeyRatty So we did the only responsible thing we could: told my brother we weren’t coming and booked 2 business class seats to London for the Liverpool/Spurs game in April