Billy Turner

Hi I'm Billy from somerset, enjoy all things farming, am twice divorced and co founder of somerset sheep protection charity

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@CardiffBoyLee i would prefer that lee

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

No one replies to me

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

Anyone else feel as if death is the only way out of this awful experience that people call life

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@Lameese_Yousif i have a train ticket to somerset if youre interested lameese

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@RhysElford you shouldnt shop there rhys they arent sheep friendly

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

My wife is never going to take me back

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@Joel_T_Crofts joel have you ever tried farming thats where I got my cheekbones

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@teribuckleyy do you like horses

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@KateBeckinsale youre very pretty kate, wanna see my hoofs?

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@CashinBethan i hate my birthday because it reminds me that i was born. I just enjoy being one year closer to my death. Enjoy bethan

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@JoelTory help me out in Somerset joel

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@JonWilson29 my sheep hate me jon

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

Just drove my tractor through my haystack in the hope that my worthless life would be taken but im still fucking here

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@Skepta you would never make it in the farming business joseph

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

My sheep fucking hate me

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@ManUtd you wouldnt live with @ClevedonTownFC the pride of somerset

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@jontayoo this happens to me a lot. No one ever wants to speak to me. Im twice divorced Jon

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

Morning all. Its a wet one on Turner farm today. Teaching my sheep to swim

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@sam2412 i would never tell someone with a haircut like yours. Pop down to somerset and i'll see if i can sort it out on my tractor

[Billy Turner @farmerbillyt]

@Matt_LeBlanc 'how you doing' wont work round these parts joey. You need to learn the ways of the cattle, i will take you under my hoof