Farmer Fred's WFS

Farmer Fred’s feel-good, local, family, fair-trade, organic wholefoods store. Suppliers of ethically-sound, morally-superior vegan produce. Tweets by Julian P-S

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

Tweets by Julian Pinkerton-Smith - vegan and star of 'The Chickpea Chronicles' (@ChickpeaChron by @amateurishactor). Please express all disapproval through book sales: https://t.co/26pMPlTHN5

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

@amateurishactor 'seriously unhinged'? - I guess he's met you @georgetddragon! (also, 'creature', haha!)

[George The-Decent Dragon @GeorgeTDDragon]

@amateurishactor Give them a break - they've gone through some pretty rigorous mental gymnastics to justify it!

[James Allinson @amateurishactor]

Funny how the same companies and celebs who 'cancel' anyone vaguely right-of-centre are still bending over backwards to be involved with #WorldCup in #Qatar2022 Wonder why that is...? #DisingenousMoneyGrabbingBastards

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

@amateurishactor My rule of thumb as a vegan business owner, is never endorse anything non-ultra-left unless the profit margins are at least 1000%

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

Nevertheless, on the basis that you can be redeemed, to lower cholestrol whilst also staying on trend I would recommend a combo of extra organic avocadoes (6-8/day, squishier the better) plus around a kilo of Low-methane free-range kale. Should you survive, do try harder. iii/iii

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

It's time for another Ask Dr Fred! #AskDrFred

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

Consequently, any feelings of superiority experienced are completely null and void and an impending heart attack is no more than you deserve. Apologies for the bluntness but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. #bedsidemanner ii/iii

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

At @FarmerFredsWFS we have a large range of gluten-free products which are labelled in very distinctive packaging so no one will be in any doubt over your issue. They're also priced appropriately, allowing you to really signify your commitment to the cause. Best of luck. v/v

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

It's time for another 'Ask Dr Fred'! #NaturalRemedies #NaturalMedicine #TherapyForTheSuggestible #crystals #homeopathy #NotARealDoctor #NotMedicallyQualified #HowManyTimesDoINeedToSayIt? #AskADr #GoodLuckGettingMedicalAdviceOnTwitter #Idiots

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

(Plus if you do slip up and accidentally eat some gluten, you can just groan a bit and pretend to be gassy as opposed to going full-peanut and having to thrash around on the floor, foaming at the mouth.) iv/v

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

For further guidance in all matters concerning prehistoric ethical cuisine, visit your local archaeological eating advisor. 3/3

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

It's time for another Ask Dr Fred! #AskADoctor #DrFredIsNotADoctor #NeverWentToMedicalSchool NOT #MedicalAdvice #IfYouBelieveThisYouReallyDoNeedProfessionalHelp #health #wellness #healthyfood #fridayafternoon

[Farmer Fred's WFS @FarmerFredsWFS]

In addition, other obscure grain-derived foods such as bulgur wheat and cous cous were likely eaten by infinitely superior 'homo sapien-like' individuals - likely in an attempt to prevent the extinction of the mammoth (a lesson to be learned there, I think we can all agree). 2/3