Humza

Engineer, Analyst, Twitter Shitposter

[Humza @farraaaan]

To all the times you saw me smoking and tried to bump the cigarette out of my hand

Times when you saw me crying and did every stupid thing you could to make me laugh

To 10 years of hugs, groin headbutts, laughter, memories, and love.

I’ll miss you, my jaanan.
Always.

[Humza @farraaaan]

@fawadchaudhry Respectfully, the extent of your political contributions in Pakistan have been foul mouthing political opponents on twitter, and nothing else.
Please don’t criticise the government when we’re finally living through a rare moment of respect.

[Humza @farraaaan]

Pt 2. Someone picked up and then refused to utter a single word. Never thought this airline would start capitalising on war and scam people.

[Humza @farraaaan]

@qatarairways i have been on hold for the past 5 hours because you guys decided to casually cancel my flight to lahore less than 24 hours before. I need a solution other than listening to your waiting music or having your AI chat give me useless advice.

[Mosharraf Zaidi 🇵🇰 @mosharrafzaidi]

India’s word seems to be worth less than the Rafale scraps Pakistan shot down.

In less than four hours, India has already initiated a massive violation of the ceasefire with artillery, missiles & drones across the LOC.

This kind of disrespect for @realDonaldTrump is shocking.

[Asif Ghafoor @peaceforchange]

X hides this post from my TL shared now in picture below. Indian influence?? Come on India…. just a post. How would you face Pakistan Armed Forces???

[Humza @farraaaan]

@actuallyshah Up yours, bro.

[Humza @farraaaan]

Sad to see a show that spoke about actual society and problems being forcefully shelved.

Absolutely loved every single episode.

Everything about this show was screaming pure art. Unfortunate that the only form of entertainment we will accept is the typical saas bahu bs.

[Asim Abbasi @IllicitusProduc]

#barzakh

Yes, the finale still airs tonight.

[Humza @farraaaan]

@Pric_viz_ @ReizaKloise yes but language origins are a thing
it is part of day to day nomenclature hindi, just not actual hindi hindi

[Humza @farraaaan]

@Pric_viz_ @ReizaKloise fyi nigah is look/view in urdu not hindi
hindi mai jhalak hoti hai (i think)

[Humza @farraaaan]

And now theyre in the semis while we’re back home. Stop glorifying the past. Pakistan aur Manchester United mai koi farak nahi reh gaya ab.

[Hassan Abbasian @HassanAbbasian]

Pakistan played a big role in the promotion of cricket in AfG. We provided them facilities and allowed them to play domestically when they didn't even have proper grounds in their country.....
#AFGvBAN

[Humza @farraaaan]

@KamiAkmal23 @MohsinnaqviC42 youre a below average human being you dont see us complaining.

[Humza @farraaaan]

@BrotherRasheed Your version might have taught you this. Mine taught me hating on one person is hating on the entirety of humanity.
Don’t start quoting stuff out of context now. Keep your extremist povs to yourself.

[Humza @farraaaan]

you ever get that feeling when youre excited to go back home but also shit scared because of ptsd from the last time you went back?
no? its only me? greattt

[Humza @farraaaan]

@KamiAkmal23 @harbhajan_singh naam kharab karo bus humaisha, chutiye.

[Humza @farraaaan]

istg guy couldnt care less

[Saltafa @saltafa]

Imad literally played like he was doing us a favour just standing there lmao

No drive, no effort, nothing. Nahi khelne ka mood tha tou na ata bhai, bohat aur passionate aur deserving loug hain.

[Humza @farraaaan]

glad i moved out of glasgow warna is match ke baad to mun chupanay laik nahi rehna tha

[Muneeb Qadir @muneebqadirmmq]

Pakistanis,

Why do you love secularism in Europe, USA, India, etc. AND why do you detest secularism in Pakistan? Please help me understand

[Humza @farraaaan]

woke up at 6am today because I saw a recipe for protein pancakes without flour that I wanted to try out
followed the recipe to the dot, was excited, mixture looked amazing.

ended up getting protein scrambled eggs.
good morning.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of amazing sculptures you (probably) didn't know existed 🧵

1. Statue of King Arthur, England

[Humza @farraaaan]

fun wikipedia reading after watching heeramandi on Netflix - the tawaif culture was the furthest thing away from prostitution, and was primarily inclined towards music, poetry and culture.

prostitution was brought in by our very own favorite ex coloniser.