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crispy brussels sprout enthusiast

[concertinformant @cncertinformant]

Phoebe Bridgers: The Lost Tour

Moody Center ✅

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

Never seen a more blatant use of AI in filmmaking. Flamboyant. Horrid.
Humans don't talk or act like this.

[latke @latkedelrey]

people who talk about eating and calories a lot during the holiday season make me feel like my soul is being crushed in a hydraulic press. i know your friends and family aren’t willing to say it to you so i will: shut up

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

Kinda the original friendsgiving if you think about it

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

on a midnight cheese run guided by the light of a single tiktok on repeat

[Sarah @gigglyjoe]

So this is who the Jonas Brothers were talking about

[🏈 emily🌲 @emilyofeasttx]

Texans: “when will the construction on I-35 be done?”

Construction workers on I-35:

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

we’ve always been big fans of orange… guess that’s just the Life of a Longhorn 🤘

#HookEm

[ryxn @itzryxxn]

🚨 | Sources say it is unlikely that Kelly Hyland from Dance Moms will be named the new Pope due to scheduling conflicts.

[splat 🛡️🌳🐉 @zaryaismywife]

me, a princess: ugh my back is killing me and i can’t sleep
the dastardly pea:

[pj @pjayevans]

If you like football tune into Fox RIGHT NOW ! Trust me

[sj @farreIIcat]

RIP to all the tiktok recipes i saved and never cooked, i’m sure you were delicious

[˚꒰ა ℓavender mooni ໒꒱ ˚ @lavendermooni]

Me at work

[steph @steph_mcca]

And i’m new in town

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Expected my family to chew me out this morning bc I ate all our cans of Who Hash last night but luckily we were also robbed by the Grinch last night so I blamed him for taking the Who Hash and my stupid Who family totally bought it LET’S GOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️