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@Whataburger @FreddyLA7 Only thing good here are pancakes

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@Whataburger @CHDAngelMom You’re burgers are too salty and the chicken is fake

[Jaxon @jaxoncoder]

Your iPhone has a hidden map of everywhere you've been.

Mine had 307 entries in 2 months.

The map is buried behind Face ID.
Apple shows you a summary.
Law enforcement gets the full database.

Here's how to find it, see the number, and shut it off tonight:

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5/5

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@marklevinshow Move to tel-aviv , Mark

[Matt Stamper @Sneketoshi]

I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.

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@IsabellaIsMoody @WomenBeingAwful It’s easier to be nice and kind than mean. Think about it

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@MattMeister1 @BrentleyGC How’s come?

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@GolfweekRingler Under

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Leftist polices don’t always work …

[iesha @1iesha_]

Healthy food in 2005:

- A yogurt
- An apple
- A snack
- Water
- Energy for the whole day

Healthy food in 2026:

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@GolfweekRingler Are they listed anywhere?

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@Chesschick01 Fuuuuuuuck

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@stacycay @PearlThunderr No way he comes to OKC…he goes to Miami or Dallas

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Cringe level 100

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.

Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

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@camibrown1984 You’re super hot

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@Chesschick01 @Rothmus You’re not fat

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@GolfweekRingler @AStateMGolf I hope we have an “eastern Michigan” on the men’s side. San Diego??

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@MargoGontar @sashayub Margo, there are way more of us who love and support you and work. I’ve never met you and I think you’re one of the most amazing Twitter follows