Being single in 2023:
•Someone trying to offer you hundreds to see you naked
•Someone trying to waste your time
•Someone across the country in love with you
I hate it here!
The flight attendant took my bag and put it in the overhead bin because I’m sitting in an exit row… I had a 6in turkey sub in there that I was about to pound harder then a whore on her bday 😔
Bruh they have us taking off our own sensors and shit now at the Zara ?! As if they aren’t already taking my money now they got me working here for free ?!?
Can we pass around the collection plate for our sis Raquel? We need to get Jesus or somebody on the main line to send up some prayers. Because sis is upside down in confusion. #PumpRules