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I will sell this @ for a milly after a fart is heard while Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce are exchanging vows. I think the farter will be Andy Reid or Rihanna.

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@SiriusXMPGATOUR @TheMasters @GeorgeSavaricas @CPaulsonGolf @BrendonDeJonge @TitansTZ @K_Kisner @emilia_doran @JasonSobelGolf @bkatrek @Garywilliams1Up @johnmaginnes Really could use more effing commercials. Hate listening to actual competition at @TheMasters . Need to hear “TZ” push more merch.

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@WBCBaseball Maduro ⬇️

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Maduro rn

#WorldBaseballClassic

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@wakeupbarstool @nickturani Not so fast. Need to sell my account first.

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@TheCinesthetic I can’t be the only one thinking it…

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@PatsFlamini Cc @nbastats Review 1:36 left in 3rd Qtr. Jokic’s action causes turnover.

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@FBISaltLakeCity By posting this picture, I'm assuming you guys have already:
1. Assisted-Sui*ided Him
2. Wiped his phone/computer/medical records.
3. Provided lawyers to his family.

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@LibertyLockPod @Cernovich Really?! @marklevinshow has told me they’ve been WEEKS AWAY for the past 20 years.

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@Cernovich Comey’s first taste of playing the hero ended up with an innocent man being arrested.

Comey’s side:
https://t.co/8wHmct2b5r

Reality: https://t.co/4qWPWzW5IH

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@paulsperry_ Comey’s narcissism was evident at young age. ID’ed the wrong guy in Ramsey Rapist case. Guy would have died in prison. @comey’s desire to be the hero has always TRUMPED the truth. https://t.co/4qWPWzW5IH

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@clayandbuck @ClayTravis Never forget that @Comey’s comic book origin story of being the teen hero who stopped the infamous Ramsey Rapist sounds good until you realize he almost had an innocent guy sent to prison for life.

How It Started: https://t.co/8wHmct2b5r

How It Went: https://t.co/4qWPWzW5IH

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@joshgerstein Local Arsonist Upset At Fires Breaking Out in His Neighborhood

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@MarioNawfal If Frank the Tank never came out of that blackout at the debate, he’d look and sound exactly like Bessent.

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@BretWeinstein 💯 Pretty sure the architects already had this story teed up to blame Iran for the a**assination. Timing was so on the nose.

Thank God he turned his head or we’d be at war right now.

https://t.co/3WLhGmLk4t

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@ChuckGrassley Now bring back former @USNatArchives IG Paul Brachfeld and let him run NARA.

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@HansMahncke PREDICTION: Waltz wants to get fired…so he can be used by the Deep State to go after Trump. Frauds like Tom Cotton will get behind him.

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@rpyers cc: @JesseKellyShow

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@Oilfield_Rando The Lox Ness Monster?

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@julie_kelly2 Another feckless 🐍 that came from the @fedsoc.

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@Cernovich Last second Hail Mary by Meta bringing in noted 🐍 Dina Powell 🐍….hope Trump’s DOJ doesn’t back off. @HansMahncke
https://t.co/4dycZyqTdi

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Great call. @DinaPowellMcC is formidable. And a great champion for women. “Exclusive: Meta adds Dina Powell McCormick to the board” — https://t.co/GqrnMpj57G