the fartist

I am interested in passing wind and I like to talk about it. Tell me about your farting experiences!

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fart hangover = fangover

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my girlfriend farted too, that fart would probably be liberal democracy

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if farts were political ideologies I think the one I just did would be Stalinism

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@pottyland wow, I've only just realised you're a complete moron! smell ya later

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@pottyland excellent work!

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just did a personality test. my favorite bodily functions are: 1) farting 2) pooing 3) burping 4) puking

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my fart smells of my ass

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@pottyland yeah but I bet they'll try one day. look at apple withdrawing the iFart app, it's the start of a slippery slope. it stinks

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oops, wrong asshole! I farted instead

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girlfriend just farted

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I had a spicy indian curry today and it's been quite literally fart-tastic. I'm so impressed, I might move to india. in fact it's beautiful

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wondering about a fart experiment. if two people ate exactly the same food and drink for 24 hours would their farts synchronise?

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@Snoid don't rub your butt or your farts will smell of fairy liquid

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@Snoid fairy liquid smells worse than farts. if someone farted on my plates they would be cleaner than if I used fairy liquid on them

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disappointingly fart-free journey to work today. lots of commuters but no farts. not even a little toot from an errant behind. lame, people!

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@pottyland check out this news story someone made some kids look at a bag of poo and piss http://is.gd/2srG

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the LHC people want to simulate the big bang. well if they want to simulate the BROWN bang they can build a 27 km tunnel around my butt

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someone should make an IMAX Goatse

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@pottyland and to think everyone goes on about it being google's tenth birthday. who cares! that's some real web history right there

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at the hospital earlier on I did a piss test. but why don't they do fart tests? I bet you can tell if someone's ill from their farts.