shannon

[How Many Days Until Mel Brooks Turns 100? @BrooksTurns100]

No

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

lady gaga and ariana grande in 2020:

[shannon @fartmonster89]

internet doesn’t want me getting my hands on the 1988 oscar meyer weenie whistle pan flute

[shannon @fartmonster89]

does anyone have a rake i can borrow

[shannon @fartmonster89]

could i live in a houseboat yes i could

[shannon @fartmonster89]

“honestly how do i not have rickets?” - camile leigh satterwhite, 2023

[shannon @fartmonster89]

#NewProfilePic

[shannon @fartmonster89]

if an old man tells me i have bette davis eyes one more time i swear

[shannon @fartmonster89]

lice

[shannon @fartmonster89]

at an auto shop right now and this man just told me the best thing i can do for my car is “get a new one” 😨

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

vegans don’t say “go piss girl” they say “chick pea”

[shannon @fartmonster89]

fregley 🫶

[shannon @fartmonster89]

it’s national talk like a pirate day and i’m about to make it everyone’s problem

[shannon @fartmonster89]

thinking about when tyra banks pretended she got attacked by a rabid dog and started foaming at the mouth and screeching and barking at the audience on the tyra show

[shannon @fartmonster89]

the movie is NEVER “only in theaters friday” why are they always trying to threaten me with that piece of falsified information

[#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic]

Peace. And. Love 😎😎✌️🌟🦋💖

[Leslie Jordan @thelesliejordan]

Crab cakes!