Fart Smellogg

Inarguably the biggest talking head in college basketball

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@scorpio_cursed @Tay_Murph @MLB The Other Mommy ad should not be allowed during a 5pm baseball game. If you think a 4 year old should watch that shit, you have rocks for brains.

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@Tay_Murph @MLB I’ve been saying this for weeks! It’s insane I have to watch playoff baseball with one hand always on the remote in case I have to pause or turn it off. The Other Mommy ads are too freaking scary for me, yet alone my little kids.

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@ogorangebird @Variety I think maybe he keeps hosting because he’s one of the two or three most popular stand up comedians alive. I don’t know. Just a wild guess.

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@SnellEnjoyer @MLB Enjoy your mom’s basement. And your pathetic need for attention. You know you’re a loser. Just breathe it in you bitch. Online all day because you have no friends. Don’t kill yourself though. You can still keep tweeting. That’ll give your life meaning eventually.

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@SnellEnjoyer @MLB Go fuck yourself you fucking nobody bitch

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@mike_petriello @Moop0w0 @Padrefangirl You’re a fucking idiot. Just proven to be 100% incorrect but then doubling down on being wrong. Unfollow.

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@AJCassavell Padres should make new Petco park ground rules that if a visiting team hits a home run it’s an automatic out

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@MLBNerds Padres literally gave up 1 run to the cubs. But sure, 2 runs is the least any team gave up in the wild card round. Let’s make a whole graphic for that.

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@dennistlin How many times have they all homered in the same game?

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@JimBowdenGM I know this is a good and correct list because my 3 year old knows of all these players except for 1. And he likes players with swag.

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@AJCassavell If he had 5% more opposite field power, his career OPS would be so much higher. Feel like he’s hit it oppo to the warming track minimum 30 times.

Did the math and if he did have 30 more homers instead of outs, his career OPS would go from .726 → .774.

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@Joey_The_Great @espn Yeah dude, let’s start teaching kids to swing at pitches a foot outside with 2 strikes. Really solid fundamentals and knowledge of the game we’d be instilling. 🤦🏻