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[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You need a lot of inner peace to avoid getting rage baited by your mom

[daniela @dicknsn]

they should invent a staying up late that feels bad so i stop doing it

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm feeling things you can't even conceptualize

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Sauce is my favourite food

[autist @litteralyme0]

what do I even do bro

[julia @juumelo_]

my body keeps telling me to stop drinking beers but I’m not gonna listen to a retard

[⚰︎ @vamperignon]

In 20 years from now there will be a slur for kids whose parents met on Hinge

[miri @mishtimere]

if you like shawarma you should try cocaine

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[angel @angelshit]

I could be on literal fire and still be like it’s all working in my favor

[a @a8065287968522]

I've had to pee for the past 10 years

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

getting an unnecessary knee surgery for fun

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Take pto and hangout with me

[ٍ @iiiiui5_]

everything’s poetic if you’re insane enough

[chad @chasedbywasps]

placing my hands on a bald man's head and receiving a clairvoyant vision

[g @34rths]

I wish strangers lingered after the movie ends in the theatre and debrief the movie together

[tiramisudestroyer @blueslimeeat3r]

if protein is meant for me, it will find me. no matter what i eat.

[ٰ @earth3ngel]

Tony soprano can you please stop cheating on your wife its hurting my feelings

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Rewatching a show isn’t enough, I need to sit down and watch it with someone who’s never seen it before

[fart @fartsock99]

Nate Archibald