FartSurvey

World's most comprehensive survey about farts and farting. Returning soon!

[Facts In Your Face @FactsInYourFace]

NASA once banned beans because astronaut farts could cause sudden fires on a spacecraft.

[Rack Paper Scissors @RackOfSteel]

If a husband farts and doesnt cup it in his hand and throw it at you and say "My love cup runneth over" is what you have even real?

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@yerkhunt @England Is there anywhere to see the fart lighting video?

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@GiovanniGiorgio @adamcarolla @drdrew Thanks for posting this! We've been looking for it too!

[Fake AP Stylebook @FakeAPStylebook]

"Nut graf" is a journalism term; "nut graft" was the painful consequence of the Bureau Chiefs' fart-lighting contest.

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@Z4RT4N @delmoko78 @TheHoopCentral @iambigbaby11 @myownprivateca You guys should make some videos like this!

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@FlatulentFather Every father should be flatulent! Farts bring the family together!

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@FlatulentFather

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

Farters rejoice! #Vine is coming back as #V2! https://t.co/Nca7ubh6LV @V2_APP

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@Mrtighteywhitey Does this mean a new video???

[Jake Buhe @JakeBuhe96]

The best part of thanksgiving are the farts I get the day after!

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@idontwhathuh Yes, followed by Super Bowl Sunday and Memorial Day.

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@TIME Doesn't matter, they all fart and they all stink.

[Zach Hale @zachhalelarious]

Thought and prayers to my family for all the farts they'll have to deal with at Thanksgiving dinner.

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

Suspect's farts makes police stop interview in Kansas https://t.co/Ed0QpJhgzy

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@Mrtighteywhitey I miss your awesome videos!!

[Stern Show @sternshow]

Beginning with his very first call, hear highlights from #WillTheFarter's 15 years on the Stern Show https://t.co/qo7i30KpHd

[Shit Bake® @ShitBake]

When it's this dry, Californians should avoid lighting farts.

[FartSurvey @FartSurvey]

@deekross48 I love mornings like that!

[Rïc Cîpher ☭ @DopeTrainers_RL]

Have you ever tried lighting your fart on fire?