🌪Sly cat🐈

Drama Queen

[🌪Sly cat🐈 @farzi__engineer]

I don't have an inner child.

I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, & wants to go to bed by 8.

[🌪Sly cat🐈 @farzi__engineer]

Girls are weak! #OffendMeIn3Words

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#IDontTrustPeopleThat
Wish good morning on a Monday morning

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#3wordnightmare

No toilet paper

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#OffendMeIn3Words
Why so short?

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#OddPasswordRequirements

1 symbol, 1 emoji, 2 numbers, 1 word, your blood group and your mother's maiden name

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Andy Samberg from Brooklyn nine nine reminds me of you @KananGill

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I love Twitter. Nobody got chill!

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I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult an this is why we are allowed to buy alcohol.

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Priorities

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1st Jan 2018 is a Monday. We know how that year is going to be. *Anxiety attack*

[🌪Sly cat🐈 @farzi__engineer]

During crossing the road- *Looks north, south, east, west, north-east, north-west, south-east, south-west*

Vehicle comes from the sky and hits

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You cannot spoil my Wednesday if my entire life is spoiled.

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Hey boy, are you my work from home because I don't want to do you and go to sleep instead.

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If we date and break up, you have to unlearn all the cool shit that I taught you. You have to go back to being lame.

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Probably not!

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Or did he?

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He didn't see that coming!

[🌪Sly cat🐈 @farzi__engineer]

At any given time, I know more about the whereabouts of my Amazon packages than about any of my extended family members.