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Some tweets make sense. Some don't.

[Iremide @RxIremide]

“It’s not that deep” are you the one swimming?

[Òrìtsẹ́jòlómísàn @AkonuJolomi]

if you dey follow my footstep go back small, i wan jump.

[ijebu/igbo barbie 🧚🏽‍♀️🌸✨ @notdebbyroar]

please stop comparing queerness to stealing, cheating, fraud, and co 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

“there’s nothing wrong with being queer” is a complete sentence.

there’s absolutely no need to equate stealing and rape to queerness at all!

biko.

[Dear Juanita ♡ @dear__juanita]

Men are so funny . They will be thinking they are the only one stressing about making it in life Mtchew. " You are a girl nah"
If i be girl nko? Make my life con spoil ? 😭

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Me pre-annoyed, waiting for someone to annoy me:

[des. @thethickway]

You literally have to micro clean everyday or your house will be a mess 😭😩

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

My top 5 horror movies:

1. Introduction
2. Literature Review
3. Methodology
4. Results
5. Discussion/Conclusion

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

if you are not sleeping with me then you are sleeping against me

[⃟ @grrleater]

life is bdsm and i forgot the safe word

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

When you find your infinite money glitch, be ruthless in stacking up that money.

It’s not as infinite as you think.

[r/ibk @ibukvnoluwa]

oduduwa taking over to type “had”

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I think some parents get so focused on giving their baby a unique name that they forget they’re also naming a future 42-year-old who’s going to have to introduce themselves in a work meeting.

[Ebomb @Ebombmetal]

@KBLINKZ_20 Emotional intelligence

[𝔖. 🖤 @thelastarlight]

october, november, december, please.
give me a sapphic experience where a woman falls hopelessly, ruinously in love with me.

[Eccedentesiast ⚕️ @__amalleiu_z__]

I need to fall into the hands of a crazy, romantic, and attentive person.

[FÅẞH🦅 @fashatthemoment]

Can't stop thinking about this girl that was serving our table at the club
We were stealing glances at each other till she left ughh 😩
#needher

[victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

me calling someone back and hoping they don't answer so i can use it as evidence that I tried

[ẹwàtómi 💕 @theewatomi]

man. i too like money. e dey give options, dey cancel disrespect.

[Ehis ✨ @canada_goat]

“Babe this isn’t you🥹”…

yeah I know but I no fit leave this change for this bikeman

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

There's a level of disregard someone will show you, that if you continue talking to them, you're probably a fool.