fasterchild

Dedicated digital advertising, service, and management professional. Leadership coach & disco ball enthusiast.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Fulton County releases a mug shot following former President Donald Trump's fourth arrest this year https://t.co/6L8hHv7MY7

[Ryan Deto @RyanDeto]

Hey everyone, I am working on a @TribLIVE story about Pittsburgh's spotted lantern fly invasion and if you have a bad infestation, I want to hear from you. Reach out, my DMs are open.

[fasterchild @fasterchild]

@RyanDeto @TribLIVE DMed you some photos and video from Bloomfield! They are covering porches here and I keep seeing them pour out of car wheel wells. Bonus: pulled one out of my hair the other day and my soul left my body.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow Democrats just laughed at Marjorie Taylor Greene when she asked them to abide by decorum of the House

[The Museum of Curiosities @CuriosMuseum]

Grandmother clock.

[Matt Ramos @therealsupes]

Same energy. #HouseOfTheDragon

[lisa cunningham @trashyleesuh]

Today, just a few days short of my 25th anniversary, I quit @pghcitypaper

Here is my statement:
https://t.co/PHAn39Qg8j

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

How relieved must Olivia Wilde be right now

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[amorphous @loneamorphous]

.@beyonce's 'summer renaissance' meets michael jackson's 'don't stop til' you get enough'. 💞

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

So the FBI planted classified evidence, but also Trump declassified that evidence that he never took, but also it's not even a big deal if he did take it because only one box was classified I mean declassified, but also even if he did have many boxes of classified documents...

[fasterchild @fasterchild]

@Jeffertiti It’s true!

[fasterchild @fasterchild]

Living in that momentary high after deleting every photo of your ex on your social media.

[fasterchild @fasterchild]

Apparently I’m giving off therapist vibes this week.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID.