Peter fucking Maximoff

Fuck shit do shit come over to me when you need somewhere to hide 🤍

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

Still pissed at how Nina’s your number one, many people beg to differ.

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

Oh uh, all reasons aside, Happy Father’s Day, from your favourite and only son. I take credit for that. @cheflehnsherr Might have disowned you legally and like so many other times but today I’m willing to look past it :))

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@cheflehnsherr @profcfxavier Dadneto had one job and he didn’t get it right three times (Me, Wanda n Lorna). Nina better be happy. She hasn’t even wished you a happy Father’s Day yet!! I was the first on the group chat and you still deny your first place favouritism in my direction.

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@eisenhardtisms Happy Father’s Day to you then <3

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@eisenhardtisms Touché, you completely win that one

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@eisenhardtisms With,, with the fact that you played both roles for parenting? Or is there another reason. Clarify for my mental being before my mind starts running off into other thoughts 👀

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

Hey hey hey, conversations were made and well,, Erik Lehnsherr is a bitch <3 if gramps gets some party then we’re spreading the vibe with all grandpas @cheflehnsherr

#magnetoisoverratedparty

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@eisenhardtisms @cheflehnsherr Join the group <3

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

Well shit. I mean I did disown you like three hours ago so ✌️🤷 @cheflehnsherr

[Pietro Maximoff @magnetosucks]

men who do not deserve rights:

• my father
• Erik Lehnsherr
• Max Eisenhardt
• Magneto

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@cheflehnsherr 🥰😁😌 ily2 pops. Or not pops. Are we still related? This shit’s confusing okay you’re my dad again

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@profcfxavier A pissed grandpa wheelie? And I guess my name wasn’t on the list either :))

No idea what meta commentary is but as soon as I find out I’m turning up with some of it

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

Okay okay so all opinions matter apparently, mine just overrules them and sits at the top.

But like, all thoughts count and all.

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

All opinions are valid <3
Except when they’re not mine 🤷🏼💞👀

(How fucking dare they not have a silver-haired emoji)

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@cheflehnsherr Is that all you’re eating? W e a k.

I could do that in twenty seconds.

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@loganakawolvie Q u i c k s i l v e r. My X-Men name is quicksilver. You’re the only one who calls me Speedos. And anyways, you’re the only like seventy year old here so at least I’m not some next level grandpa! 👴🏼 Omg the only silver haired emoji out there and it’s this guy.

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

I forgot what the meaning of true love was. This morning I looked in the mirror. I was reminded 😌💞 — xoxo 💋

[Peter fucking Maximoff @fastmaxlmoff]

@eisenhardtisms Lmao my memory is just too amazing, just like me <3